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Don't worry, they'll probably change the law so they're now in power forever.

Absolute waste of space... Officers confirmed the man arrested will be further questioned in connection with the murder. The ECHO previously reported, in 2018, that Nee led police on a 125mph chase. He was jailed for 45 months after admitting two counts of burglary, two counts of theft of a motor vehicle, dangerous driving, driving without insurance and driving whilst disqualified. Police linked Nee with a string of burglaries across Cheshire. A court heard that due to the excessive speeds and dangerous driving by the group, officers decided to withdraw from the pursuit, but they continued to monitor the men from above in the police helicopter. The men eventually came to a stop in Huyton, where all three of them abandoned their vehicle and fled the scene

Christ. Another headcase.

I love Octopus's Garden!

The sperm bank?

Lennon's voice on This Boy is really special.

Morton, Neco, Divock, Taki - none of them good enough for Liverpool, but I'd snatch your hand off for any of them right now. What a strange situation we've found ourselves in.

The Talksport stuff was bizarre. Why was he even listening? Why would he even consider ringing in to defend our biggest rivals, a few days before we play them? He's never hidden his disdain for the press. I find it quite disrespectful to be honest. Okay a few of the questions are stupid, but most aren't, and these people are just doing their jobs. Unfortunately for Klopp it's also part of his job. I always remember Kenny's comeback - at the beginning he was really happy and jovial in the media interviews, it was a breath of fresh air, but as things turned sour so did his interviews. I guess I wouldn't like people quizzing me three times a week about my job, but then I'm not paid a few £million a year.

Skinny, short arse runt. Aren't they all? For unknown reasons, they were being trailed by a slim man, standing at around 5ft 7ins, with murderous intentions. He was wearing a black padded jacket, a black balaclava with a peak, dark pants and black gloves and carrying a handgun.

Everyone involved in the shooting here needs hanging... The gunman, with zero regard for the safety of those inside, chased his target to the family home and managed to get his hand through the door, firing a shot. The bullet hit Cheryl in the arm and then struck little Olivia, who was standing directly behind her mum by a staircase. Even then, the gunman carried on his attack with twisted determination. DCS Kameen said: "Despite those horrific circumstances, the attacker has continued the assault, and has continued to try and gain entry to the property. In doing so he has fired two further shots at the 35-year-old man who at this point is inside Cheryl and Olivia's home address. The attacker has then left the front door and has made off on foot." The media were told a dark coloured Audi car arrived on scene and collected the injured 35-year-old man, leaving the dying Olivia and her wounded mum to their fates, before speeding him to hospital. That vehicle has since been seized.

Good podcast by the way. And no, I don't think it's a full blown crisis. However, don't beat Bournemouth and it is.

The one thing I don't understand more than anything, is why Diaz and Salah have been pushed so far away from the goal. I wonder if they even know they're on the same pitch?? Might as well not be.

What about "lid"?

I got the train to London the other week and it was full of 20-something Scousers all living up to the scally reputation. "LAD! LAD! FUCKIN BOSS THAT LAD! GERON THIS, LAD!" Girls all with lip filler dressed like prostitutes and mad high pitched voices. All of them on coke. Anyone taking drugs is part of the city-wide problem which has caused this little girl to be shot. Just fucking grow up.

Lived in Liverpool all my life 43 years. Pretty fed up with the place. Shootings, stabbings, kids dying, headcases, druggies, dealers, scallies, scramblers, e-bikes, weed, gangs, road rage, steroid nobheads, north face, ket wigs, drugs drugs drugs, the accent is getting indecipherable. Can't even be arsed defending the place anymore. Why bother when loads of the population love revelling in the scally stereotype anyway.

The current tactics are mind boggling. Clearly the players are struggling with it too. Maybe they all need to read the Pep Ljinders book before the Bournemouth game?

Doubt it. Friends and family of that Sean Mercer were all more than happy to help him cover his tracks. Absolute scum.

Spot on mate.

Is Gareth Barry available?

I didn't finish what I was going to say - we don't have anyone to fill in on the right wing for Mo. Literally nobody.

This lad has bags of talent, yet seems to be playing completely on his own.

Really nice finish, Johnny on the spot, great anticipation. He is absolutely wasted on the wing. He needs to be in and around the opposition box. Hoping he'll get the ball 40 yards out, dribble past three defenders and score a worldie is not a tactic.