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Weird the way William is painted as a young person's royal when he's 40 years old and has been sporting a Bobby Charlton comb-over since he was about 30.

"Crash Bandicoot" was my favourite bit.

Exactly - the best way to be frugal - have other people spend their money on you. That way you save money - easy! Also, have your ancestors rape and pillage other countries and steal their wealth and then you live off that.

Well to be fair I've noticed a lot of them seem to live in Spain. Ex-pats - they love Britain, they just don't want to live in it.

Berghaus needs to zip it.

What a joke. He should have to sit pitchside for 5 minutes.

We shouldn't be in a situation where we're relying on a young lad to be first teamer this soon in his career.

I have reservations about Harvey Elliott in midfield.

Report her to the management. Then she'll learn who's the Daddy.

He's bringing down the monarchy from the inside. What a hero! Not sure he's thought it through though - who's going to eject toothpaste onto his tooth brush now?

The Police are coming across as massive twats in this whole thing. SURPRISE. " In Westminster, a police officer was filmed demanding the details of a man who had held up a blank sheet of paper. The man (a barrister) asked what would have happened if he’d written “Not My King” on it, at which point the officer requested his details, “because you said you were going to write stuff on it that may offend people around the King … it may offend someone.”

It's no wonder Fabhino looks goosed, he's often doing the work of two or even three men. I think it says a lot about our squad planning and summer recruitment that Harvey Elliott - a 19 year old with barely any top level game experience - is currently a first team player in the league and in Europe. I still can't believe we walked into Goodison Park with him and Carvahlo two of the midfield three.

I think the minute's silence will be fine. Regards the match, I think we'll get battered. I know, sometimes I'm just TOO optimistic.

Yes, and contrary to what you may have read of my posts in the Monarchy thread I've always been a big fan of the Saxe Coburg's, so looking forward to a day of mourning. Did I say mourning? I meant eating and drinking.

Rich people don't stay rich by spending their own money. That's what taxpayers' pockets are for.

I'm confused - are we supposed to be reflective, solemn and respectful, or are we supposed to cheer? I'm getting mixed messages from the flag shaggers. It's almost as if they just want to be permanently disappointed by sections of society and to be able to highlight it.

Stupid - it's so nobody can assassinate the Queen's dead body. Durrrr.

As much as the flag wavers are coming out pledging their allegiance, there's as many people fed up with the whole thing (many of whom probably weren't that strongly fed up beforehand but have now been pushed over the edge) - not to mention commonwealth countries who are seeing it as an opportunity to separate. I said earlier on in the thread, the death of the Queen could be the beginning of the end.

How dare she touch one of the proles. Has she no respect!

To be fair he's probably experienced in slow kerb crawling.

Just a Wild Nonce. Probably looking for Andrew.

God save the King!

Thomas, using the death of the Queen to publicly come out as a racist.

To me it seems as good a time as any for people to nail their colours to a mast. To be honest I felt sadder last week when Bill Turnbull died. The Queen to me is just some mysterious figure I've barely seen in my lifetime.