Priory Doctor

Do me a favour and pass on any details if you find them.

I believe a £20 million bid is forthcoming for Father Jack Hackett in January. If that fails, Andy Carroll is next in line.

I know she was always "middle of the road" but Karen Carpenter had a beautiful voice, with pitch perfect tone and enunciation

Martin Atkinson was the very essence of ineptitude at Goodison yesterday. Bournemouth fan in the pub afterwards even commented on it Whether some of these refs are just crap, biased or just revel in being controversial I don't know, but there are some right dross ones.

My Park End Season Ticket costs £565, and that's the most expensive part of the ground. That's less than £30 a game- which is about fair I think . It's £299 for a young person season ticket, £95 for a kids ticket and £149 for an 11-17 year old Let's be honest, they could let you in for nothing,such is the vast amount of tv money flying about these days. I estimate that Everton pull in about a million pounds per home game, so say £25 million a season. That's less than we paid for our recent young keeper.

The most low key of four home games in eleven days,.( and only a few hundred Sunderland fans) It was always going to be the poorest attendance of the four.

This one's a classic, and the female singer was even sexier than Olivia Newton John Arthur Mullard & Hylda Baker You're The 1 That I Want - YouTube

Before the season started ,I never expected anything more than 6 points out of those fixtures. I thought we would get 5 points and ended up with four.What's more worrying is the lack of chances created ,goals scored, and the lack of a settled first eleven. I think a couple of wins( and the next set of fixtures are winnable, as the Stoke game at home was) can help turn things around. Those three away fixtures ( Chelsea, City and United ) were killers,and even playing Spurs at home was worse than playing them at their gaff, as they are much better away from home in the league. Time will tell...

Palace Stoke and West Ham just pip Newcastle for me.

Silk Degrees...By Boz Scaggs A gem of an album, that eventually had about five hit singles from it ( What can I say, Lowdown, It's Over, Lido Shuffle, We're all alone") My mates had never heard of him until then I quite liked the Steve Miller Band,and he had been his guitarist.

What irks me,is that a couple of years ago ( Fanchester will remember this) at the Etihad, two Man City players did similar challenges on Everton players that Mane did today . Surprisingly, ( or not ) they both got yellow cards- no straight reds. Like United have had for many years, the rich clubs get the rub of the green from referees.

Having watched the Liverpool game in the pub, then gone to Goodison, believe me our defeat 0-3 was probably more embarrassing than your 0-5 result with ten men. No idea, no direction,and no pace Pedestrian, doesn't do that performance justice Woeful.

All Tories are bearable, if by bearable you mean they should be stripped and fed to a starving grizzly bear

His wife left him when he announced he was an alcoholic. Don't blame her, Cheggers can't be boozers.

Hardly great, but I never knew that Toni Basil re-named this older song and recorded it as Mickey Racey - Kitty - YouTube

Joking aside, it's a shitty trick that your management have done structurally at Melwood. Painting anti vandal black paint on the top of the walls, and barely letting fans know about it. Black staining and hand marks in various places as unsuspecting fans become unwitting members of the black hand gang. There are large signs in bright yellow ( about the size of a Guardian newspaper) warning about taking photos or recordings all over the walls The odd warning sign about anti vandal paint ( about the size of a bus pass ) in small black and white writing

You are Wayne Rooney and I claim my Everton Pyjamas prize.

Aye, I believe Stevie G has them in residence at his Vincent bar and restaurant in Exchange Flags.

The UK is going to hell in a handcart with the disastrous Brexit vote,and the media are still obsessed with a Princess who died 20 years ago,and people openly weeping in the street about whether or not Big Ben is going to bong.

Anybody know why this is? In pre metric days, athletics tracks and races were: 110 yards, 220 yards, 440 yard ( one lap of the track),880 yards and a mile Why did they change the mile( four laps of the track ) to 1500 metres ( approximately 3 and three quarters laps of the track )?

It was a cracking goal, always nice to see youngsters getting their chance and taking it.

Everton should have had a penalty clause for such behaviour when he re-signed,and could now hopefully sack him. He obviously thought that he was immune from getting found out...maybe because he was immune when under the protection and influence of Man Utd for the previous years?

Drying off after getting out of the shower before, I went to put on a clean pair of undercrackers off the bannister,when a bloody big spider climbed out of them.I am not scared of them, but the shock of something sprinting out of them gave me a start. I feel sorrier for my undies,-it must have been more of a shock to them, they are not used to having anything big in them.,

Except that it's a load of old bollocks like. Some shite gets repeated as facts on the internet.

Lift Off with Ayshea Fit as a butchers dog was Ayshea Her father in law was famous for having a radio ventriloquist act ( Educating Archie) iAyshea - Farewell (ROY WOOD composed) - YouTube