Tony Moanero

Happy birthday, mate. 

9 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Getting bored of that bemused smile from the touchline as well, make a change, do something.

Well, you won’t have to put up with it for much longer. 

4 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Shit sideburns.

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Oniel.... Iraola, no way do these guys have any kind of pedigree to manage Liverpool FC. This shouldn't be an experiment for Edwards to boost his ego trying to be clever. I know they have way more stats and information  than us but our subs are bigger names than some of these guys, shit some of our kids are. The only thing Iraola has won is a manager of the month award isn't it. Sad thing is there doesn't look to be any kind of stand out. 

 

It seems so obvious after the whole not being scared of not going for the popular choice... being brave. Essentially meaning get someone shit and cheap who has zero business walking into one of the biggest clubs on the planet and every one knows it.. but we know better.

It feels like 2012 all over again.

15 minutes ago, Curly said:

I have questions:

 

1 - were the yokes runny?

2 - did they cook the sausages with hair straighteners?

3 - are they roast potatoes?

4 - if so, why?

5 - how long are you into your episode of violent wilds?

Sautéed potatoes, aren’t they?

20 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Check out Mr sensible over here..... 

Your point is?

7 minutes ago, Dapower said:

Who would even leave sporting Lisbon and join West Ham anyway 

Someone who wants to test himself in a superior league/earn more money.

1 minute ago, AHA said:

Has Alonso definitely said he won’t come. I heard stuff about him staying there but that might just have been to shut the noise down till his season is finished. Just got a feeling he’s not out the race. If he is and Amorim is out we may go down the Rodgers route again and get someone who’s done well at a lower level and that’s got to be a big gamble. I think I’d rather keep Linders as a caretaker till we can get a top manager

Why would he agree to that?

28 minutes ago, Pete said:

I know I live 20 miles south of the place but by god all mancs are horrible, obnoxious cunts.  

Nah. Good and bad people everywhere.

13 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Getting beyond the pale now the bastards.

Isn’t it just. Tonight’s offering was first broadcast less than two years ago. The pricks have got 45 years worth of Roadshow episodes to choose from.

Fucking hell, I don’t believe it! Tonight’s Antiques Roadshow is another repeat. 

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

VAR is totally killing the game.

It’s a load of bollocks, it really is.

It’s a shame as I’ve had a soft spot for Coventry since 1987 (great FA Cup Final), but Manchester City would have run up a cricket score.

15 minutes ago, Dave D said:

A tremendously priced large breakfast.

£4.60

 

 

Price is about right given the poor quality components. Poor quality sausages make me sad.

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken.

 

And will be steaming out of your arse in no time at all.

Alternative Top 10:

Baby Jane Hudson (What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?)

Bennett (Vernon Wells, Commando)
Giant Haystacks

Harry Lime (Orson Welles, The Third Man)

Hendrick (Ian Cuthbertson, Children of the Stones)

Ming the Merciless (Max von Sydow, Flash Gordon) 

Mitch Leary (John Malkovich, In the Line of Fire)

The Penguin (Burgess Meredith, Batman)
White Witch (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Zelda (Terrahawks)

38 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Elmer Fudd

Keyser Soze

Shere Khan

The Phatom Flan Flinger

The Child Catcher

Davros

Warden Norton

The Wicked Witch of the West

The Borg Queen

Max Cady(Cape Fear)

 

 

Mitchum or De Niro?

4 hours ago, Code said:

I dont want Amorim, I'm going to hate him from day one. 

It will be like the good old bad old days. I wanted Hodgson sacked from the moment he was announced as manager.

1 minute ago, Reckoner said:

What programme tonight?

The Crystal Maze. I think it’s new. The baldy fella from the Rocky Horror Show presents it.

Fuck me, that was close. I thought he was going to get locked in. 

42 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Good list, but John Simm is the best Master.

Not for me. Delgado is number one, and I’d have Anthony Ainley ahead of a John Simm.

In no particular order:
 

Professor Marcus (Alec Guinness, The Ladykillers)

Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)

Tom Ripley (Patricia Highsmith’s Ripley novels)

Grand High Witch (Anjelica Huston)

Skeletor (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe)

The Master (Roger Delgado, Doctor Who)

Mr. Blue (Robert Shaw, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three)

The Joker (Cesar Romero, Batman)

Fagin (Ron Moody, Oliver!)

Ellen Berent Harland (Gene Tierney, Leave Her to Heaven) 

13 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The last appointment was between Klopp and Ancelotti. 2 world class managers with proven winning records. 
 

It’s completely different this time as there are no stand out candidates. 
 

Comparing the two situations is pointless mate. 

The standout candidate (Alonso) doesn’t want the job.

5 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I like the navy/light blue & the tan Bermudas & a couple of pairs of the Samba OG.

 

I can't afford any though so it's just window shopping.

I check the Size? and Offspring sites, on a daily basis, for new trainees, but haven’t bought a new pair so far this decade.

40 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

There's a few pairs I like at the moment but they're not one of them 

 

Still not as bad as the pig's arse they've made of the Scotland strip for the Euros.

Which ones?

The new Scotland home kit is awful.

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mine started receding before I hit 30, a proper M head so just started having it cut with a 1 at the sides and a 2 on top.

 

Eventually I bought a Wahl and my Mrs started cutting it for me ending up with it getting cut with no comb attachment and cut to the shortest it can be without actually shaving it.

Been like that for 30 years now.

 

I get that it's not for everyone and some fellas can lose some self esteem, but you are who you are. You define who you are not your hair.

 

As for me, I might look like a cross between Uncle Fester and Buster Bloodvessel, but I'm me and quite happy with that.

 

 

Hair looks far cooler than a bald head though, and almost all clothes look better with hair.