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Bjornebye

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  1. gonna get pissed then send her the link to this thread with the words 'guess who these are talking about'
  2. injunctions will do that to ya fella.
  3. ha feel your pain RICO, they are absolute wankers when they wanna be eh! glad i stayed composed.... beers and pub later i reckon. got a text off her callin me arl-arse after she left. not replied yet should I: a) send her a picture of my dick b) send her a picture of my new (fitter) bird c) send her a picture of a swastika or just ignore her....
  4. just come round to pick up the last of her stuff, I acted completely normal, didn't allow her to engage in convo, helped her put stuff in the car then said 'that's the last of it, take it easy' and walked in and shut the door. (not in a storm off kinda way just propa normal) coz that will wind her up even more.... now i'm sat here thinking i forgot something: was it: a) have a full blown argument with her in the street just to keep up appearances b) took her in and rattled her c) said hang on one more, walked in the house then walked out with a spade and twatted her round her thick fucking head with it? and now should I: a) crack open a bevvy, put some rolling stones on then go for a few beers with the lads later then round my new birds b) crack open the gin, put phil collins on then ring her later telling how much i love her and how she should have stopped me closing the door and how i want her back etc etc c) crack open the rum put ac/dc on then drive round her's later... with the spade ????
  5. if this is true then its fucking good news
  6. haha poor bastard. ill give it a watch
  7. Heard about this fella, massive in south africa wasn't he and didn't even know?
  8. this 100% although i'm concerned that johnson will struggle against johnson.
  9. There was shit loads of press there anyway, they would be the last thing on my mind, although its clear a good pic is worth more to them than mucking in eh....
  10. Im dreading our next two games.... Going up for this. Hopefully the players can be lifted by today's news.... It's the mackems first home game and they will be right up for it.... Hate goin this ground... Can't bear the thought of goin into the macs game on the back of another loss either..... Aah we will fuck em
  11. Shit that's only 4....... Erm....... Tony madero. For food if it gets desperate...
  12. i reckon she would be boss to rattle. and boss to go out on a mad one with. like kate moss.
  13. If revenge negging is a cunts trick, is revenge returning a rep just gay? if so, 2 of you are bad poofs.
  14. nice if you have 1 or 2 but its sickly.... i prefer captain morgans or morgans spiced. never drank a pint of cum CL, how is it? I expect your a bit of a cum connoisseur?
  15. thanks mate. she wasn't a close mate or anything but a friend nevertheless. im closer to her best mate who is distraught as she only ended up with cuts n bruises. feel for the girls family .... i know its easy to say when someone dies how great they were but this girl was boss. used to play the guitar and sing and she was good an all.
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