Bjornebye

Yeah and id be staying till the job is finished and all Fucking little fitty her id have hours of fun with Jakki

Hahaha!!!!!!!! You are a colossal whopper

Glaswegian Pardew Decent manager in there though I reckon, unlike pardew.

Am I on it?

I'd say it all to your face. And a lot more on here would and all. I'm willing to bet a boneless banquet from KFC on county road that you absolutely wouldn't say give the abuse you do on here to anyone's face. . I've seen your face, its fucking huge.

Sum Dog Millionaire - txt speaking k9 wins a million quid on the lottery and invests in a vineyard

Kirsty Allsopp or Richard Madeley. Either of the fucking cunts. Or Strontz obviously.

To be honest , it looks like he just scratched his nose and he actually knew the woman, its probably his missus or something. Still a scruffy cunt though

Too many Life of Brian quotes come out especially when im pissed. Whenever my mate Marc is over from the states we end up bladdered and having conversations using only lines from life of brian. Side splitting for us especially when one of us picks a sly comment that isn't often used. We once went into a pub in pompey and there was a new barmaid in there. When she told us how much the round was we just clicked into the haggling scene and stood there pissing ourselves while she was waiting. She got us chucked out because she thought we were taking the piss out of her!

This fella Can someone embed?

Some of it is. Some of it is just ridiculous. The scene in the first film when they take the hooters too the golf course and hide in the bushes made me piss myself. I was stoned at the time mind and haven't watched it since

Haha how many men can relate to plonking themselves down next to some bird bladdered in a boozer and within 30 seconds managing to offend someone and being asked to leave by the whole group..... I suspect many!!!! Its great being a man. If a bird sat down pissed with a group of fellas she could be as offensive as she wanted without ever being asked to leave. Proof alone that women are sexist pigs.

Lopez by about 300 blocks or 4 of kardashians arse lengths whatever Both would get royally rattled

Soon to be Victoria Bjornebye

Who the fuck is that???!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!

If have goosed that laughing stock

Just retweeted that video on twitter the absolute scruff!!!!

Bobby Gillespie Richard Pryor Shane McGowan Keith Richards

Tarantino is just finishing off a film called The Hateful Eight. Looks fucking boss. Decent cast and all Roth, Madsen, Samuel L Jackson.....

Falling Dow - stock exchange thriller starring Boss as the man who sucks men off for tips and cheeseburgers

I remember that market. When i was a kid one of the stalls used to print these f******l t-shirts with whoever the main men were at us or the bitters. My mum bought me a Stan Collymore one. My dad went mad.

The commentators were just on about federer then on tennis saying he has to be one of the most popular sportsmen ever. Then they started reading out tweets. Some names from when I was young I used to think were gods. Top 5 none f******l sportsmen when you were a kid? 1) Tyson - Said he was the baddest motherfucker on the planet and he was. I don't remember his career before he got sent down unfortunately but when he came out he was absolute box office and a fucking animal. 2) Michael Jordan - We share the same birthday (albeit a good few years apart.) I used to get a magazine in the 90's called sported. It was like match or Shoot but for all sports. He fucking dominated it just like he did basketball for years. Pretty much on his own he made the Bulls one of the most iconic sports teams of all time. 3) Hulk Hogan - Not arsed that wrestling isn't real. It was for me when I was a kid and he ruled the roost. Far from my favourite wrestler back then but he was always the main man and in the big events. Hulkamania etc. 4) Michael Johnson - Unbeatable in the 200 and 400 for most of the 90's. Fast as fuck and ran like a duck. I remember trying to run like him to see if it made me any faster. Didn't work like but fuck me he was great. 5) Jonah Lomu - I just remember this fucking giant bulldozing England in the world cup and my dad loving every minute. Beast.

Not a fan of them fresh! prefer them out the jar. cockles are ace

Roy - Roy Cropper gets pissed off with Fizz being a ginger cunt and decides to bury a wooden horse filled with spiders up her chuff