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“So, does it feel that the England players are actually celebrating defeat tonight?” 
 

“How do you mean?”

”Well it sounds like they’re in the dressing room smashing plates Lee” 

“Oh no that’s Jordan, someone’s hid his fruit shoot” 

23 minutes ago, Elite said:

Why are there 5 forwards playing?

 

 

And not a single striker (until now) 

6 minutes ago, A Red said:

I'm getting the impression that you're not as proud as you should be. 2 posts an hour for every waking hour, year in year out, for over 12 years is quite an achievement. 

 

I'd have it on my CV.

You seem quite obsessed with it. Why don’t you put it on yours? 

2 minutes ago, Code said:

Those accounts would probably add around 3-400 posts to my 32k.

 

 

Hahahaha absolute rubbish. As usual. 

26 minutes ago, A Red said:

Circa 650k posts and not 1 of them has ever been wrong

You’d like to prove that wouldn’t ya….. get your name in the National Geographic 

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Tulsa King is a very easy, enjoyable watch provided you take it for what it is.

 

 

Spot on. Started the new series last night. Loved the holding cell scene. 

I wonder if we can tally up every Code post from all his accounts? In-particular the one before a vote was held that got him banned???? 

31 minutes ago, No2 said:

He was interviewed during the week and specifically said he wasn't an alcoholic, just someone that drank loads. He still drinks, just not to the previous levels. He pointed out that not all and heavy and  persistent drinkers are necessarily alcoholics and some can just reduce intake. I agree with him.

I wasn’t being entirely serious. But I agree with him too mate 

I think he’s just an ex alcoholic subliminally telling the world how boring life is without a heavy bevvy hobby 

Fractured ribs, improved by speed bumps 

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’m still waiting for Alan Sex to be fingered for some heinous crime.

As opposed to during one? 

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

Self employment ruined by 'side hussle/grift culture'.

 

 

"Make six figures a year in your underpants by listening to my marketing ninja podcast. Out now."

 

Why don't you fuck off and die instead.

Quite mad when there are women literally making that kind of dollar by just being in their underpants 

58 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Cleverly was apparently in the pub getting pissed up, last night.

 

Fair play to him.

Well he was hardly gonna drive home sober was he 

They’ve sent in The Transformers!!!!! USA! USA! 

Huge “I prefer the look of the Lobster Pot to anything that rainy shithole can offer me” statement if ever there was one 

1 minute ago, Bob said:

Tentions law.

I bet that was one particular law they had in the bedroom! 

“Yung Filly” “Puff Daddy” “Ol Dirty Bastard” “Jeffrey” the signs are always there! 
 

* Ol Dirty Bastard was only indecent exposure but still. What does anyone expect? Hardly gonna be Val Doonican is he 

Just now, Strontium said:

 

My brother lives in Sheffield, he says the whole city is in mourning. He was obviously very popular there.

To be fair Threads was on BBC4 last night 

1 minute ago, stringvest said:

some have tasted it

And I hate each and every one of them 

53 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Thiago was a vital player in our push for the quadruple. He was in the PFA Team Of The Year. 
 

He was injured last season and was let go. 
 

Matip & Ox were injured a lot and got let go. 

Unfortunately players will always get injured, we need to be better with managing them. 
 

Being injured is a completely different injured to Nunez who isn’t producing enough. 

He’s hardly played 

She could have pulled that aside a bit.  We’ve all seen it anyway 

Hahaha he’s fuming because Carradona negged him so he comes in here to post that! Glorious. 
 

It’s International week ladies and gentlemen!!!! 
 

48 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

Carradona negged me for this. What a cunt.

 

Thank you for proving me right anyway, @AngryOfTuebrook.

Marjorie Taylor Greene does not speak for the rest of the world. Or even any part of the sane world. But you know that of course.
 

Still…. You’ll never pass up a chance to get in there and get a medal