Evelyn Tentions

The knife being necessary to stab yourself in the eye because some cunt ruined it by polluting it with beans.

I daresay David Luiz will be available.

Solidity. Organisation. Control. Creativity. Energy. Ruthlessness. The campaign for real acronyms strikes

Bollocks. The only way the foul on Matip could have been more obvious would have required the use of a chainsaw. Clear and obvious error by Mariner (a fucking joke of a referee) compounded by VAR supporting the referee and not enforcing the rules. Fuck knows what the standard is league 1 and 2 because the ones used in EPL are either biased,stupid or blind - or a combination. The sooner Sian Massey gets a promotion the better

That looks more like a cup of cocoa than a cup of tea. All that hard work ruined by the addition of orange goat droppings.

Sugar does have a tendency to burn when subjected to high temperatures.

No chance of either when there is a Tory running DWP

Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/06/democracy-overboard-rupert-murdochs-long-war-on-australian-politics Written by Kevin Rudd, ex PM of Australia, brought down by this toxic cunt but his points are just applicable to the UK.

My dad wouldn't take me to Anfield when I was very young but took me to Prenton Park on a Friday night because of the ex Liverpool (and Everton) players they fielded back then. This was back in the fifties when wages were capped at £20 a week and many footballers also had a day job.

I would have thought that was what a plan was for. Obviously done on a serviette by one of the (party donor) mates for a mere few million over an expenses paid lunch at the Fat Duck.

He's not in power. He is in Opposition. You have to form a government to achieve your goals.

The line ups in the Grauniad shit me. They show which substitutes came on and what time but don't give any indication of who came off. 14 a side matches?

The AUD is not a smart move. Better than sterling but it has been on the slide for years as part of Government (sarcastic laugh) policy. Its gone from parity with the US to less than 80c in about 6 years. The current PM is a happy clappy failed ad man who thinks Private Bonespurs and Boorish are great leaders

That's Mooks mouses job

If all else fails - ad seen on Lazarda

How in fuck do they think there is a bias against them when their goalkeeper can run to the by-line, lay the boot into a players midriff with the ball a yard away and not get a straight red? And not a word said about it by the "pundits" (I use the term loosely)

It's got to be Gordon Banks in goal In the spirit of Shanks Franz Beckenbauer George Best Lionel Messi Original Ronaldo to play the piano, 6 others to carry it

This thread, formerly one of the best on the forum, has died in the arse since mook changed jobs and Paulie Ds missus gave up interior decorating.

Not a fan personally but my late mother was a huge fan and I sat through many hours of them during her final bedridden years (she had the lot on DVD). The gendarme was absolute genius though.

More or less synonymous in common usage. Obtuse vs. Abstruse Obtuse, which comes to us from the Latin word obtusus, meaning "dull" or "blunt," can describe an angle that is not acute or a person who is mentally "dull" or slow of mind. The word has also developed a somewhat controversial sense of "hard to comprehend," probably as a result of confusion with abstruse. This sense of obtuse is well established, and it is now possible to speak of "obtuse language" and "obtuse explanations," as well as "obtuse angles" and "obtuse readers"; however, it may attract some criticism. If you're hesitant about using new meanings of words, you should probably stick with abstruse when you want a word meaning "difficult to understand." I was being polite, rather than suggesting you go and look down the back of the sofa for your sense of humour and comprehension skills.

My intent was to show the sexist attitude of the FA. Sorry if it was a bit obtuse for you.

The biggest problem with it is the quality of the fuckwits who are making the judgments. The only one that I would even vaguely trust is Sian Massey. Unfortunately the only reason the misogynistic old dinosaurs at the FA would give her the job is because she could carry on with the ironing while she watches the telly.

Bournemouth bench looks very familiar to readers of this forum - H Wilson, Ibe, Solanke and Rico!

On a more serious note, get a UV light and after dark use to see its trail (the leak urine continuously which shows under UV). This will let you find where it comes into your kitchen. Block all the cracks with brillo pad steel wool. This will keep it out.