Jairzinho

Can't believe we've been made to play on a pitch in India that turns. Especially as we don't have much of a home advantage with the ball swinging round corners.

Yes, I suppose a lot of them just see a route to money. When they begin to start videos with a couple of minutes of advertising I bin them off. Like you, I'm not even watching them. The sounds just help me sleep. And none of that fucking ear licking shite either.

Can't see us making a declaration, if I'm honest.

No. It's actually extremely useful for many people who suffer from anxiety, insomnia, or various other things.

We have a game.

Yes, all of this is me as well. If I have to read anything more than about a paragraph, or watch anything more than 20/30 seconds long, I turn on my laptop. I just can't be arsed fucking around on a mobile phone.

Yeah, but Guardiola thinks it's unethical.

Not for me. When It starts becoming weird I can't be doing with it. I don't like Jazz that is firmly up its own arse. I appreciate that you may feel a certain anus related admiration for it.

Do not want.

Pop music was fantastic. Until about 1978.

Jazz is pretty varied. Afro Cuban Jazz, Gypsy Jazz and Cape Jazz are ace. Avant Garde Jazz is insufferable.

Macron is a massive cunt.

Yep, tragic stuff.

The EU have made complete cunts of themselves and have played politics with millions of people's lives. As Sec said, they've gone full Everton on this. The likes of Serbia and Hungary have already thought fuck waiting for you twats to organise anything.

Disgraceful shit this.

Put him out with the bins.

Is that the time they get to see their credit card?

The role of him and Vaughan appears to be "Top banter". Quite happy with just three Indians talking about the cricket.

India are bang out of order approaching the game as if it were a test match.

Does look that way.

"He's been even shitter than me over the last couple of months"

He's more like a forgettable one night stand.