GurtLush

Aye, Ris is right here, anything under 20-25 quid is just not possible. Massive bender that I am I opt for a 48 quid one (but they do have nice biscuits).

Brilliant, brilliant and brilliant! Absolutely rolling reading this thread, fantastic stuff!

My vote is with Reppum et Neggum, entrant 2.. A quality piece of artwork in its whole, but the dangly conkelberries are pure genius.

Imaginatively named "Jeremy" tried ram-raiding my backside in a lame attempt to disguise his antics as a snowboarding "accident". I was lucky to get wise to his "grooming" and place a well-timed elbow to his ribs. I am not the father of Jezzers new daughter, he managed that one on his own (OK his missus helped a bit) in a fit of heterosexuality. Congratulations again Jez. Being a Dad is the best thing ever (loike).

I loves it. The other car is a Citroen C-Crosser, handy for driving in the abundance of snow we have up here.

Aye, a classic GLush up. I will endevour to find this years Secret Santa instead.

cunts

Aye, I am a pig-wanking espionage specialist with a penchant for shabby hotels and drunken masterbation. Oh nearly forgot, I love snowboarding too, usually try to mix my hobbies up and do them all at the same time.

Brilliant idea, I'm in! Can't wait! RedinSweden The Big Green Bastard sh#t waffle Paul Thants Wooooooooooooooooooo! Owen Rondeco Fowlers God Karl_b Hamstrung discuit Gowldilocks GurtLush

It is rather heavy when it's wet, not sure I could lift it that high (unless I got a hard-on which is unlikely in RiS's presence)

Pigs are intelligent animals Jezzer, they know exactly what they are getting into...them.

Heh heh, yep, I am off to Berlin to wank myself silly in a beer-fuelled haze in a shabby hotel room.

Ha ha ha, nice one lifetime fan. I was just wiping off the "dipstick" when I "chortled" again..

Trucking fantastic thanks for asking Woo! Off to Berlin today for a spot of ale and pork-knuckle, loves it see!

Fantastic, the unfunny cunt and his even less funny mate are always off for suspicious little lunches together in the "big town", Stockholm. One could get jealous, even downright bitchy about such things but such Brokeback behaviour doesn't bother me. I am a bigger man than that and just take it in my stride, (although the Brokeback check is kinda fetching).