scudger99

Subbed or carded ?

I've seen lame tortoises with more mobility than either of them. Put together, too.

That's a very good question. Along with a goalkeeper who doesn't make me feel nervous when the ball is in our half. And a forward (or two) who put the ball in the back of the net now and then.

The destructive presence that was Momo Sissoko. Momo didn't compete, he just destroyed. Pity he usually gave the opposition the ball straight back though ! But on his day, he dismantled opposition midfields. Ruthlessly. It was like watching a hungry pit bull being put in a chicken run. They literally didn't know what hit them. And Mascherano was like a smaller, more polished version.

Lucas starts playing, we stop conceding. Whether people claim he's shite or not, the above is a fact of life. People want him out 'cos they don't rate him ? Watch the confusion on their faces when we start conceding goals again. Yes we can do better than Lucas. But we haven't got better on the bench. And the transfer window isn't open yet. So all the haters are gonna have to get used to seeing Lucas playing regularly for the forseeable future. Or prepare to have side likes Palace shaft us easily.

We've already invested seriously in this team. What we need is correct serious investment. We've invested heavily so far in players that either don't get played, or get played out of position for the fraction of a match they get to play in. It's a totally confused clusterfuck.

Apart from the cunting adverts every 6 minutes in the first half. Fucking whores.

One grey haired cunt beat another grey haired cunt. Fuck all else to see there.

I was lined up to see them when they came to the UK, but unfortunately Cobain had a small meeting with a shotgun and the rest is history. I fucking loved that band too. And I know what you mean about trying to find that buzz. I found it last season, but that was the joyride. This season is the resultant head on smash up.

Bastard. I downloaded that Nirvana set very recently from a torrent site. It looks like they rocked the place. What was it like from an in the crowd perspective ?

It was a clever dummy ! I fucking wish...........

She looks nervous. With good reason. She'll still get dropped before he does though.

The names Konchesky, Josemi and Djimi Traore instantly leapt to mind, without having to even think about it. He's at least slightly better than that motley crew WHEN he bothers to turn up.

Quality. Probably very close to the actual truth, too.

Who gets to eat the Quavers ?

A Villa v Liverpool match programme signed by Rafa.

Keep Lamberto, give them the wonderful gift that is Mario.

Seasoned with a little gin maybe, never mind Ginsberg. Drinking your lunch then posting on here can produce some amusing results. Especially that mad fecker.

Sure it wasn't shitter ?

I hope Gerrard is at the front end of things to give Lambert the ball. That's provided they're both playing. These cunts are just the sort of shower of shite that could rain on our parade today.

Punch up at home time ? Save the dislike & insult trading for the Stoke inbred troglodytes. They deserve it. You're both better than this niggly shite.

Gets beaten for pace by Charlie Adam - that's a fucking classic ! Mind you, if it happens I would expect that to be his last appearance in our colours.

Gallows humour, you can't beat it.

Phew that's a relief. I'm glad something positive has been done to sort our goal keeping woes out.

Unless he does "a Sturridge".