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  1. I didn't know your family had been hit with that virus shit Dace, sorry to hear that. Fingers crossed for a full recovery for Mrs Dave too. That is exactly why I won't go near my own family, that fear of being the one who passes bad shit on. Great to have a report to read to break up the monotony. The Maldini/Nicol comparison is a no brainer, but Nicol would have beaten him in a crisp eating competition and I don't reckon Maldini ever scored a first team hat trick.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Someone needs to contact his family and tell them that Grandad has wandered off from the nursing home again, and is currently ranting and raving with a fake trophy in his hands. The hot weather must have fried his brain (more), bless his cotton bitter blue socks.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I can't see how any manager who wins 2 European Cups can be dismissed as having a poor record. He may have been expected to have more considering their dominance domestically, but there can't be that many managers around with 2 European Cup wins to their name. It's still a massive achievement, but we know a man with 3 on his record.....
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    Murphy: I regret leaving Liverpool

    Met him at a charity football match here where I live a couple of years ago. He made time for every single fan who wanted a pic, autograph or to chat, whereas the majority of the rest (Heskey included) couldn't get away quick enough. I know he blabbers a lot of shite on tv but he made my nephew's day on that occasion, and a lot of other kids too.
  5. I'd suggest selling him, but we can't even give him away.
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    Robbie Fowler

    I remember when Rafa brought him home and I got the rare opportunity to get to a game. All the way up the motorway I was praying I'd get to see God, and even dared to dream of seeing him score. I'm pretty sure it was against Bolton, and he scored the only goal of the game. It was a bit of a scuffed effort but I had tears in my eyes as he celebrated, to me it was the greatest goal I'd ever seen scored live.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    "Everton's long-time catering partner - a relationship that stretches over a decade - last month donated 635kg of fruit, vegetables and other produce that had been intended to be used at the Merseyside derby to the North Liverpool Foodbank." 635Kg of fruit and veg, over half a metric tonne. Was that just to throw at their own players if we wrapped the title up at their shithole ?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    It's more likely that they'd finish 3rd from bottom.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    And then blame der redshite.
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    The world of a woman.

    I haven't seen it in years but I'm pretty sure the scene ends up with Wilder falling for Daisy himself and being found in a hotel room with Daisy wearing suspenders or some shit.
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    Learning new skills

    Stick with it, it's worth it. My son is out of school at the moment so on a daily basis he's beating the fuck out of his drumkit and playing his bass loud. My neighbour has been seen sitting out the front in his car with his head on the steering wheel, weeping.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    The latter is made irrelevant by the inevitability of the bold bit. Trophy ? Fuck no. They're already reducing to seeing success as us losing the odd game here or there. That's how low their bar is set, how utterly irrelevant they are. I find them amusing, I can't take the daft cunts seriously at all.
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    Irritating celebrity fans

    Just goes to show that even arseholes can have redeeming qualities.
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    I'm wiping my keyboard and screen even reading this ! I've had a bit of a shitty cold all week, but it's been doing the rounds in my family for a while. None of the dreaded symptoms. Get well soon mate.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    He'd be an absolute shoo in at United, probably City too. Unless one of our front 3 leave, he's likely to be starting on the bench.
  16. Isn't he recovering from a 2nd operation on his ankle/ego or some bullshit ?
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    Pepe Reina

    Can you supersize that for me please ? And throw in a wheelbarrow of sweet chilli dip while yer at it.
  18. Nailed on to get a last minute winner in the upcoming derby ? How fitting it would be if it sealed the title.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    It's the only time that trophy will be at their hovel.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Easy enough, they've achieved fuck all since 1987.