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scudger99

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  1. Bean bags were, and still are fucking, ace.
  2. Does she confess to farting like a trooper most of the time ? Does she admit to having to tie the quilt on the bed at night, and sleep with the window open even in the winter because of the methane content ? Who gives a fuck ? I'd still bang that in a bath full of beans !
  3. A great goalscorer, not generally a scorer of great goals, not a great player. As someone else has mentioned, his contribution outside the box was fuck all. I couldn't blame him for going to the scum, and I can't blame others on here who hate him for doing so. I think his comments once he'd signed for them caused more outrage than the signing itself. And he clearly put Ingerrlund before us. Add that lot together and I can understand why people think he's an odious little cunt. At least when Torres went we got a fuck off pile of cash (duly spunked), but I'm indifferent to the pair of them. Owen's goals got us a few trophies though, no denying that. The odious little cunt.
  4. I worked in a sausage plant for a very short period. And you're right, you don't want to know what goes in there. It took me nearly 12 years to eat a sausage again. But the same goes for pub/restaurant kitchens. They might be clean & neat at front of house, but while I've been on my job I've repeatedly seen people openly sneezing & coughing over food they're preparing, people coming straight out of the toilet and going right back to handling food, food dropped on the floor and scooped back onto plates. One guy offered me a free meal before, and I was fucking starving, but watching his nose drip into the food made sure I would decline his offer.............
  5. His neck looks like a porn star's shaft. Which makes him a cock head. Hodgson through and through then.
  6. That's fucked up. Seriously. They should just throw the fat cunt fish now and then.
  7. He could always start his own team. Blue Oyster FC. It would go down a storm in the States.
  8. "We are Man Yoo and we do what we want" Shoved back down their throats, with interest. I wouldn't say their bubble has burst yet, but it does have a Gollum sized hole in it.
  9. Don't have a slave and bark yourself
  10. Yes, but he gets paid in Smarties
  11. Is this a football related thread ? Or am I on the wrong site ?
  12. Agger. Fuck, we don't need that shit.
  13. Have you got specs on Paulie ? And how many pre-match scoops did you have ?
  14. At least they're getting to see the game. Jammy cunts.
  15. Trying to recall the last time I had audio only for a game (apart from when I've been driving). I can't for the life of me remember. At least I'm not getting cuntish popups every 5 mins.
  16. Pretty much agree with No 25 there. But this is a game where we won't have scope to carry any passengers. Aspas can do himself a big favour, if he's given the opportunity. And if Moses comes on for a brief jog around and produces his usual fuck all, it should be his last performance for us. In theory whatever 11 we put out should be more than enough for Oldham, but all 11 will have to turn up on the day. Attitude is paramount today, there's simply no comparison quality wise. And that's where we have consistently fallen over in the cup comps in the last few seasons. Think "formidable Northampton".
  17. Not while Fergie's still hauling his carcass round Old Toilet they won't.
  18. She should have got her developing bingo wings sorted while she was having her paps stuffed with silicon. She'll have a fanny like a burst couch too, she's got that cunty look about her. That & she was with that oxygen thief Cundy.
  19. And traditionally we go on a run in the New Year. This is gonna get mighty interesting.
  20. Some fuckers are so bitter they can't even acknowledge when Henderson has an outstanding game. If Henderson keeps that level up and the team plays well as a result, he's going to be one of the first names in Woy's squad for Brazil. He will also give Rodgers a quandary when Gerrard is fit again. The next few games will tell, as spuds were fucking woeful.
  21. There's a big difference between doubting whether a young player has what it takes to cut it for us, and showering him with abuse like many did on here with Henderson. It was bang out of order, and there's a few should hang their fucking heads in shame. Even if he doesn't make the highest grade with us, he's shown he's got bottle. Loads of it. The spud bashing on Sunday will have given him a huge confidence boost, hopefully he will sustain that now. It'll be interesting to see if Hendo & Allen can both sustain that level.
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