scudger99

There's likeable crazy and there's fuck off ya loon crazy. Would you want both types or just one ?

Fuck the draw ! I'd rather draw than lose, but these cunts are there for the taking. For sure they'll be up for it, and no game against them home or away will ever be a stroll. But this is a proper opportunity for a dry bumming scenario. Fuck what they can do, they are where they deserve to be in the table with their shite players and shite manager. Unless Moyes parks the bus, if we get anywhere near the levels we did with Spuds & the Arse then we will fuck them royally. I know quite a few scum supporters, and to a man they are dreading this game. Absolutely dreading it. But we need to turn up prepared to deliver, we can't just depend on them being shite for the day. I don't think motivation will be an issue in this case........

Fucking bandwidth thieves, I hope Studge bangs a hat trick against the cunts. And does an extended wriggly arm dance every time. Right in front of their scummy "fans".

I remember when the odd neighbourhood kid would get a real leather ball for Xmas, we would be straight round to get a game with it. It was almost unheard of for anyone round here to have a real leather ball, and we were still playing with them when the stitching was going, panels were falling off and the orange bladder was sticking out.

That's as dire a pile of wank as I can remember seeing in years, especially when you consider how Gerrard & co play for us.

£300 grand a week for that fucking pish ?

Never a dull fucking moment in here, eh ?

I stand proud of what we've done already, handed out some timely thrashings to some of the "big boys", show we can blow the "small fry" away and scoring like it's about to go out of fashion. we're in for fourth, everything else is a lovely bonus now.

Hair up on the back of the neck stuff that.

Fuck him, I want those doughnuts !

You could spend some time just picking through Luis Suarez's personal collection v Norwich. And if his recent post bound volley against Arsenal had gone in.....

We'll find out next season if we don't win it. 'Cos if it is the absent Norgie, next season Brendan Rodgers will be to blame for all that's wrong in his life, and every thread, every post will be a veiled attempt to swing the conversation round to his current obsession. Like he did with Rafa.

They're there for the fucking. Never mind about us turning up with no bottle and all that bla bla, if they don't turn up at home then they are going to get the same treatment as Spurs, Arsenal & the rest. I don't think there'll be a problem getting the boys up for this one, or that they won't be aware of the significance of it all. Considering our respective seasons, this is one of the best opportunities we've had in years to go to the Toilet and wipe the fucking floor with them. This is the first time in living memory that I can actually say that there is real potential for a proper rough dry bumming at home for these ubercunts.

And we're 14 points ahead of them in March

You know you're shite when this happens : http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/petition-ban-tom-cleverley-world-cup-abuse-pushed-101146747.html

Fuck me I feel old now.......

If Wellbeck goes to the World Cup and Sterling doesn't then there ought to be a major inquest.

But he's no rough boy.

Wouldn't exactly be difficult to achieve that judging by results since Moyes took over

Champions League ? Yer havin' a laugh.........

Putting this into perspective, thank fuck FSG didn't let Hodgson's shite stain linger too long. When you look at at what's happening to these cunts, would they be justified in keeping Moyes past the end of the season ?

I have a feeling that the pure dry bumming may well be provided by us very soon.

3 is the next logical progression on the way to 4.

Red Cafe is going into meltdown. It's fucking wonderful to behold. All those shocked little ratty faces open mouthed in disbelief. It's wonderful to behold. Been a long time overdue as well, the cunts.

Jesus, I hope they stick to this kind of form when we go to Old Toilet. 'Cos if they do, we will cause fucking mayhem.