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Mongo wouldn't be a punch. More like a full on drop kick to the jaw.

Is he in training for a job in a Mumbai call centre ?

Look at teams like Iran, Costa Rico and others. They used to be there to more or less make up their numbers, to be swatted aside at leisure. Now that's how these teams look at England. Iran could produce a shock here, something England never even threatened to do.

Fuck me, the Mask is in the crowd for the Argentina game. Bright yellow suit, the works. Clowns on Thursday, comedy character today, there's a humorous side to this World Cup.

You on about Johnson or Rooney there Dave ?

Moses is absolutely fucking dire. He brings the sum total of fuck all to the table. How the fuck does he get a game at all in the Prem, never mind turn up to stink the World Cup out ?

That gif is fucking ace !

Those dragons are smarter and quicker than people realise. You must have got them mixed up with Charlie Adam.

Faustus is spot on there. Some will moan anyway, you can't change bitch DNA, and you can never guarantee that signings will work out, expensive or not. Robbie Keane for example. Man City and Chelsea can afford to sign £25 million players who promptly disappear into their system because they have relative bottomless pits of money. We don't have that luxury, as the last couple of years have proven. That's the beauty of the sport, there will always be signings that look nailed on to succeed and then stink the place out, and those with less profile that slot in seamlessly and make the whole transfer business look easy. If you get it right, you're a genius. If you get it wrong you get forum loads of fans convinced they could run the club better.

Sky Sports is claiming we've made a bit for Rickie Lambert. First I've seen of any links to Lambert. Can't see us signing him and Lallana from the Saints in one window. Possibly just a pile of shite, but they claim he supports LFC.

Good read that. But I don't care if Luis is psycho. He's OUR psycho.

No doubting that at all. But there's a heck of a step between the goal prowess of Borini and Suarez/Sturridge. I think he can do a good job for us up front, he just doesn't look as he'd be that prolific. We won't find out if he's not given the chance though.

I'm not sure if Borini would ever make it here, but JP is right. If we're gonna sell him, now is the best time. Fabio is a solid, honest grafter but we need that and a sprinkle of fairy dust on top for our front line. Anyone got any spare fairy dust ?

There's a big difference between rating/not rating a player and utterly slagging them off. He did the same with Henderson last year - he's shut the fuck up about that one though. It's the basics of democracy, this fucking idiot is quite within his rights to trash Henderson/Borini/anyone else. What he doesn't grasp is that I (and others) also have that same right to call him a cunt for doing so. Supporter ? I fucking don't think so. Fanchester City is a better Liverpool supporter than this backwater, inbred oxygen thieving uber cunt.

As Billy Connolly says, "more to be pitied than scorned". I see less of his pish since his bitch daddy Dode72 was invited to fuck off. In this case, much less is much better.

You could use this dippit cunt as a kind of mental barometer. If you find yourself starting to nod in agreement with any of his swill, then you already need to seek professional help. They must have invented drool proof keyboards for the dribbling ones amongst us.

FIrst, or anything above that. This could be one of the most important transfer windows for us in years. Just think, only a few seasons ago we were on the verge of signing Poulsen and Konchesky. Now we order from a different menu, we're looking for the players that can give us that extra yard. A good CL run wouldn't go amiss either. Which makes those required signings even more important.

Does he play guitar ? There's one scene in that where he looks like he's actually playing a power chord, but I can't be sure. Anyone know ?

Pardew will be too busy with the taxi Ashley orders him to worry about any bus parking.

Exactly. I'm pretty sure Suarez, Sterling & Sturridge won't be thinking about his shite when they're ripping the plastic cunts to pieces on Sunday. Mind games are for cunts daft enough to get caught up in that shite, I think Brendan is far removed from that.

Who bombed bigger ? The owl here, or Moyes at ManUre ? Or is it just two different flavours of shite ?

I've loved what's happening to them. Revelled in it. One season since pish stain stepped down, and we are nearly back on our fucking perch, while they've oozed in the opposite direction, into the chaos we came from. Shit manager to no manager, shit performances and shit results, breaking all sorts of records for shitness. Whilst we sit at the top watching it unfold with wild glee. What's not to enjoy right there ?

Allardyce is hard core, he mixes a bit of chilli powder into that there lube.

Once England stink the World Cup out, the Hodge may be available to steady the ship............

Quite the jolly little spacker, ain't he ? Code's little bitch. The same ringpiece was slagging Henderson off around that period too. We're not unique in this sense though, every club forum will have its share of barking dock wallopers. More to be pitied than scorned. Makes you wonder if some of them will even celebrate if we win the Premiership.