magicrat

In tears the tit. That's his value halved.

Oh I don't know. Chelsea beckons

Can we spend £30m on him instead of Mane please?

You wouldn't get him for £30 m

Great goal by Payet

Pogba was good in the 1st half

Come on Clive,  "We might see these together at OT next season"

Evra twatted in the face . Gets better

 

"HELLO CLIVE."

Hal Hoddle

Ref  has woken up

Hoddle is just a voice disconnected from any sentient being

Meh  Keeper asleep

Lion Bars are turd.

So is Giroud

Benteke would be much more than a target man if he had half of girouds intelligence and ability.

I would settle for a target man

Oh shut up Hoddle you fucking imbecile

They always put a homer on the opening game. Remember the ref in the last World Cup who gave Brazil everything in the opening game?

I do . Disallowed goal for no reason which would have put Croatia 2 up and then a ludicrous pen for Brazil, Blatant fix 

Tyldesley and Hoddle's car searched on the way in. Wonder if they found a football commentator

Fuck off Evra you cunt. Is Taggart reffing this game

Hope the fucking Mancs don't get Pogba

They're not great at the back, Romania need to go full alehouse

How the fuck did that not go in

France will win easily imo. 2-0. 

probably but can always hope Evra falls over and gifts them a winner

Hope Romania piss on their chips

10 seconds of that tit Tyldesley talking during the opening ceremony and I've turned it over.

You're missing a treat, The fucking whopper is commentating on the folie begere display 

France will probably hold the world cup again before England does the bent cunts

Alcohol and a keyboard are not always ideal together, 

I'm going to watch all the games on German TV in HD on big screen, fuck listening to the ITV/BBC bell ends commentate whilst watching it on a less quality UK TV stream on a 24" monitor. I can catch up with what those cunts have to say at H/T and F/T or highlights. 

All sound good apart from catching up with what the ITV  muppets have to say, Save yourself the bother

I'm already fucking sick of the Euros . Allez Bleu meh