Scottish Steve

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Who is going to play him in the smash hit musical now?

Ilker Gundogan

I was a guest on Soccer AM back in 2002 (Hearts fans were the supporters of the week) & Tinhead was on too. He came across as a bit of a twat if truth be told

Ah, a Jambo.

 

I hope your book didn't involve too many quotes, Steve.

Yeh, I shouldn't post using my phone, I always fuck it up!

 

What's the book called? Sounds interesting.[/quote

 

A Tale of Two Seasons

Cool. That knowledge is something weird you can be proud of

Na, 110,000 words if memory serves

I wrote a book about Scottish football which went straight to number one on Amazon in the Sport category. Stevie G's autobiography then knocked me off top spot

During a trip round the world I spent time in Australia canvassing for Greenpeace. One evening I had a properly upset stomach & as I walked up the path of this massive house I knew I had v little time before my arse would unleash hell. I could hear people in the house, they were upstairs. I twatted on the door in a desperate fashion, I was ready to beg to use their toilet. But they were making such a racket they never heard me & I knew I had a matter of seconds. I pushed the door open so I could shout upstairs 'anyone home' & as I did I spied a bathroom at the end of the hall. 'Fuck it' I thought & went for it. I locked the door behind me, did the deed as fast as possible but opted not to flush & tip-toed out

Fair enough everyone, i guess to clarify, it's when it's done to excess & the dog clearly is getting coerced into doing something it wouldn't necessarily choose of its own accord, and getting flogged. People training for half marathons & killing two birds with one stone by dragging the dog along

Yep, clearly not posted enough to get the hang of it

Yeh but it's inappropriate exercise for a dog unless it's a fukn husky used to pulling a sled. Just take the poor mutt for a proper walk afterwards

Why? I think there's a bigger problem of poeole getting dogs and not giving them sufficient exercise.

I feel touched that you remembered. Intermittent?

You're the vet aren't you or have I got you confused with someone else?

 

148 posts is too many to be considered a true lurker but way too quiet to box off as a regular. How do I categorise you man?

Hate it when people go jogging but drag their poor dog along with them.

I've gone to bed & am reading, the wife's in the kitchen, fussing around. I can hear her by the front door. She shouts thru to me, have you locked up? So instead of simply extending her hand & checking the thing herself, she'd rather bawl at me from the other end of the house! Just check it yourself FFS

Linger is a great tune, far too young RIP

Na, always felt she was singing about the time someone farted in her vicinity

That George Michael documentary tonight on Channel 4 was brilliant.

 

Very, very well made and a fitting tribute.

100% this. Really was superb

Found out I had three half sisters after my dad had re-married. Facebook is shite at times but it enabled me to make contact with them & I went to the middle one's wedding in May

Smug twat

I love this thread. I come on here every once in a while to help me remember how lucky I am to have married a good, sane, loving, selfless woman. Y'all need to get better birds.

It's not your fault

Cash machines that charge you for withdrawing your own fucking money. Was at Gretna services yesterday - two cash machines, both of which charged £1.99 for the privelige.