Bobby Hundreds

The Scouse accent gets shit Jesus christ listen to them fucking Hailey cropper bastards. Mad ferrrrrrrit

That was ridiculous how much better we were than them.

Completely politically incorrect but that post just gave me a huge trip of nostalgia. When I was a kid in the 80s near my nans there was a giant kid easily over 6 foot and he was mentally disabled, whenever he was spotted it was like Omar from the wire arriving on the scene and we'd all scatter because if he caught you he'd pick you up and throw you until he was either bored, you were badly hurt or an adult came out and chased him off. "MASTER BLASTER!" became the settled warning scream. Poor lad was probably just frustrated we were all terrified of him. Anyway back to Maddie for more gripping updates.

He's a dick head. We all know one. That one person from your past who you see and think for fuck sake and then when they're gone youre relieved and hope you never see them again. He's sorry because he was caught on camera.

To be fair I want to live a long fulfilling life, so at least let it go to shit in 100 years.

I'm sick of The Rock and I like him.

I reckon he will finish his contract here and that's it.

People actually watch that goldbridge divvy. We live in strange times.

Which of your kids is the most important. I couldn't pick between them it's a hell of a front 3.

If arsenal fans think their front 3 is better than ours then cuts to mental health services have been far more devastating than I dared believe.

To be fair it was bonkers they got anything, it was one of the most one sided games I've ever seen that's ended in a draw.

He was average in a side that overall played pretty shite yesterday. We got 3 points and Southampton away is a bit of a fucker now it's done and dusted.

Still can't wrap my head around what he was doing. Thick as shit decision making. Alisson learnt from it lets hope Adrian does.

Pep is such a knob head.

Christ thats robbery lets hope it continues.

They're depressingly too good. Fucking fucks. More chance of me having a threesome with Hayley atwell and dakota blue Richards than spurs winning.

That was out the blue

Like a training session for city.

See above your post

No idea what he's like as a keeper but he deserves shit for that fuck up. It was fucking diabolical.

Maybe we were just shite

If Southampton put the same effort in against the other top 6 sides all the better for us.

Sheer relief utter dogshit performance first half and then again after Adrian done the traditional Liverpool goalkeeper must do at least one utterly brain dead action.

Did he get milners concussion

What a fucking joke