General Dryness

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Reading this post, there is only one of us about to start crying and it certainly isn’t me.

Prick.

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Ha, you pathetic twat. 
 

Not only are you a snidey, voyeur, negger but you’re also a revenge negger as well.  

Are you going to cry? I've ignored all of your snidey shite thus far, you fuckwit, and would have thought you would extended me the same courtesy. But if you want to start chucking negs about, guess what, I can too.

Now fuck off.

2 hours ago, skend04 said:

Ooh nice. Start the day with a bit of misogyny.

Get fucked.

14 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Blimey

Will Smith wants chinned for that. Him and his bald twat of a wife.

4 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

It’s funny because you were crying you weren’t allowed to live your ‘life’ a couple of weeks ago.  
 

Kirk St Moritz for the older viewers amongst us.  

Great show that.

37 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

So, just getting the munchies...cruchy but cornflakes or a peppery beef stew? Hmm, I fancy both but think I'll wait til the end of this film I'm watching before I make that decision.

I don't want to ask what's in that.

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

(Check out the author of the article). 

No skin in the game there, then.

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

To be fair, I know it's a low bar but the GF could deffo do a better job of planning an invasion than the Russian High Command.

 

Stig could start a poll called "airborne assault or beach landings" 

 

SD could claim that all successful battles were planned in the 2010 Lib Dem manifesto. 

 

Detailed reports would be compiled by Elite on which enemy commanders likes beans on a fry up, and Fuge would post pictures of Ukrainian birds he'd slept with in Ibiza.

Lifey could do the catering and the flamethrower. 

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Seven generals killed and one run over in a tank by his own men. That's amazing.

I'm staying in bed.

On 14/03/2021 at 10:02, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Bonke Innocent

16 hours ago, Trumo said:

Nigeria have got a player named Innocent Bonke.

News to me.

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

There's a fine line between genius and madness and Shep walks it in a way that only a few others have before him, it's the surest sign of his genius and we should celebrate our witnessing of it.

That's why I like you Bruce, you've got a load of old bollocks for every occasion. 

40 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Late breakfast

I'm sorry to have to say it mate, but that is the work of a madman. 

11 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Breaking news that Taylor Hawkins has died

 

 

 

Fucking hell.

On 25/03/2022 at 10:10, Bjornebye said:

"Don't fuck owt you can't fight" 

One from the Lifey book of advice that.

Just behind "don't cook your dinner with a tactical napalm strike".

10 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I fucking started because of mine! 

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

My old man smoked Park Drive for years, gave up and then started again. When Izzy was born he gave up for good but the damage is done. 
 

He’s fucking gutted as they are best mates and she’ll be heartbroken when he goes. 

Kids are a damn good spur for stopping. I quit drinking and smoking because of my lad.

8 minutes ago, Mook said:

I had pleurisy three years ago & have had a pain around my right lung ever since when I breathe in deeply. Been to get x rays on it before but it's been a lot worse recently so I went back to the doctor today & she's sorted me with another x ray. 

 

I know fuck all about x rays but I thought they were for bones, how the fuck is an x ray going to help my lung?

 

I'm sure they think I'm taking the piss but I'm not, it's sore as fuck.

 

The good news is I have decided to stop smoking, even if it means knocking the bevvy on the head for a few months (I only smoke when I'm drinking).

They can x ray you for anything I think mate. As well as MRI and ultrasound. They can get a fucking good picture of what's going on inside you, that's for sure.

Hope it all comes back clear anyway, and good luck with giving up the smokes. You'll definitely feel better for that.

On 24/03/2022 at 07:22, Bjornebye said:

Amazing how they make Spam look so good in that new advert for... Spam. 

 

I'm gonna have to get some. 

On 24/03/2022 at 07:22, Elite said:

Poor man's cornbeef.

21 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Corned beef rep.

Spam rep, corned beef rep, corned beef rep rep. 

Tinned meats are an underrated foodstuff. Spam fritters. Corned beef hash. Lovely stuff.

41 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Is this the TLW version of 'Needs more cowbell' ?

 

If so, I'm in to it.

I have a fever. And the only prescription, is more peas.

On 22/03/2022 at 07:20, Rushies tash said:

Wherever this lot are going...

 

 

So you can kidnap them and torture them to death with pliers, presumably. 

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Yeah, just bored and being a dick, folk is free to do as they wish, though Africa has a LOT to offer if you look beyond the headlines.

 

Japan is endlessly fascinating and really is something that people should experience as it's completely unique to itself unapologetically. It's difficult to explain, but it is 'odd' in a good way as the quirks are just weird manifestations of what we all think, but the Japanese just lean in to it.

 

It's also visually stunning and disorienting.

I'd love to go to Japan. 

3 hours ago, Oscar_the_Grouch said:

Just speculation, I believe. Every time I’ve heard Klopp asked about it, he’s been unenthusiastic. E.g. “why would you make the best right-back in the world a midfielder? I don’t understand that really”. 
https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11669/12404250/trent-alexander-arnold-liverpool-boss-jurgen-klopp-cannot-understand-gareth-southgate-using-right-back-in-midfield

 

1 hour ago, El Dangerous said:

What do people think Trent will do from midfield that he doesn’t already do from ‘right back’. He’s already our playmaker and biggest creative outlet. The fact he mucks in defensively is a bonus if anything. He’s like David Beckham and Rob Jones rolled in to one. As long as he carries on doing what he’s doing who cares where his starting position is?

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

I think the only rationale for moving Trent into midfield would be on a part time basis, in certain situations, to provide playing time for another right back on the books.

 

If we looked to sign a Djed Spence, for example, with a view to developing him over the next few years, then moving Trent to the midfield and having him play in the de Bruyne position he's already occupying (albeit starting from further forward) with a more traditional right back providing the width might be a handy alternative. Especially against teams who play a low block where there's a need to try and stretch the defence.

 

The majority of the time he should be playing from right back though.

 

 

Agree with all of this. I was asking as I'd heard it mentioned a while ago and don't remember hearing it mentioned since.

Makes more sense to leave him where he is.

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

The way they've invented this narrative that football is corrupt and none of them can be arsed with it is pathetic off them. Last season they benefitted more from VAR overturns than us. But as usual if one of them keeps saying a negative thing about Liverpool it becomes gospel. Its simply putting their heads in the sand and ignoring how shit they are. If its not performance enhancing drugs, null and void or Heysel its because we've got all the refs constantly under control to help us. 

 

Even the cup draws they say are fixed. We've played more Premier League teams in domestic cups than Man City or Chelsea. Still managed to beat Everton twice in the FA Cup. The CL draws we've had we've barely had straightforward groups. We had Atletico, Milan and Porto this season and the other year we had PSG, Napoli and Red Star Belgrade then played all the hard teams before Spurs in the final. Everyone thinks because we played a team who froze in the final we had it easy.

 

Below are 4 incidents where the opposition should have had red cards but didn't. The West Ham game we lost but that challenge was in the first half. Kane was never sent off and we never got a penalty in the first half. Robertson was also sent off later in the game. So there's two games you could argue where Liverpool could have gone on and won if they'd had a man advantage from the first half. 

 

The inter game was laughable. You had everyone including the studio pundits up in arms about Sanchez being sent off yet blatantly ignore that he shouldn't have been on the pitch from the first half. Although the result didn't matter Inter would have had to change formation to cope with one of their forwards getting an early red card.

 

Then the Diaz one, another one that happened in the first half yet the ref took no action. Luckily we went onto win the game but Diaz could have had his ribs broken or had a neck injury due to the impact of the challenge. 

 

Evertonian: *reads well thought out and factual post. Carefully considers the points raised*

Evertonian a nanosecond later: "Redshiiiite! Meeerddderrers!! Hyyyysel!!!"

I thought the plan was for Trent to move into midfield eventually. Or was that just speculation?

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

My lad used to live in Lancaster and Morecambe had the same stellar reputation among locals as you have of it.

I'm really not surprised. It was on its arse in the early 80s. I was only 6 or 7 years old at the time and I could see that. By the time I was there again in the late 90s it was well and truly deceased.

51 minutes ago, Bot said:

Used to go to Blackpool as a kid and absolutely loved it. 

 

Went back yesterday and the entire place needs to be flattened and rebuilt. 

 

Got some good memories of Blackpool.

Not so much of Morecambe, since we're talking northwest holiday towns of yesteryear. Fucking hell what a shithole. Worst place on the planet. I've been there three times in my life and not once was it my choice.