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General Dryness

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  1. Kiwi men aren't normally as polite as you were being, Bruce. She was probably wondering why you were holding back.
  2. By Ebay, I'm assuming Simon means "Under the old overgrown railway bridge". Corpses rarely demand payment for their worldly goods. Si, I would get a priest to have a look at them as well. The deceased vagrants spirit might still be inhabiting them. Then you'd have to start a thread about how your movements are controlled by Ted the Tramp.
  3. Secondary school teacher. About ten years older than me at the time (I was 22, so we're going back about 15 years). Did a random google search of her name a few months back, she's now a head of department at one of the top schools in the country (England). Tightest fanny I've ever experienced. Big bush though. Lawyer. Dirty as fuck. Not a hair on it. Fell short of perfection by refusing to have her back doors smashed in.
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  5. This. "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausages" and "The Backwards Man" are funny as fuck. I was smoking a lot of weed last time I watched it, mind.
  6. Eatins' Cheatin' my friend. The only precursor to alcohol is more alcohol. I'm teetotal these days, by the way.
  7. Stopped reading about there. Simons endorsement is the kiss of stupid.
  8. I hope McGrath goes down like he's been shot. After actually being shot.
  9. I heard that he was equally impressed that she'd managed to get his name put on the big bags of black stony stuff that they use on the fire.
  10. Cantona was arguably one of the most important signings Utd ever made, and was bargain of the century for a million quid. His shit still stinks though. And Ruddock was a fat useless cunt. His shit smells even worse.
  11. Thats right Joe, we're not the biggest club in the country any more. Unless you're talking in terms of history. However, you're also not very good at football any more. You fucking shit cunt.
  12. What, that time travel hasn't been invented?
  13. Sly Sports live commentary crying into their teacups over Nani. Anyone give me any odds on the phrase "justice was done" being used if Utd end up going through?
  14. This. And all that "Believe!" shit their support come out with, like they're some plucky fucking underdog or something. Utd are the Darth fucking Vader of football. Bad to the cunting bone.
  15. Dancing on someones grave is pretty diabolical in itself. But doing it when they're not even dead yet takes the fucking cake. Diabba lama ding dong.
  16. Well of course you'd want it washed first. With a fire hose, in the cells. Like in First Blood.
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