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Hicham El Guerrouj.

Rodgers hasn't a clue, has he?

We're fucked.

I don't really care who the new captain is.

Tony Manero is a massive quim.

Saw that Adidas ad "There Will Be Haters" but the picture was of Messi and not Costa or some other Chelsea rat. Didn't carry the same significance. I mean, nobody other than Ronaldo hates Messi.

When people refer to rent as "dead money".

It's not dead if the alternative is overpaying for a structurally shit, rat infested two bed house.

Nothing to do with my own circumstances by the way.

When somebody posts "rides" under a picture of their friend(s) on Facebook, Instagram etc.

Come here please while I iron your back and then beat you over the head with a hot poker.

huh?

You made me doubt myself so from your perspective, job done.

Actually don't bother, just googled her and she's a bit rough

Would you throw her out of the bed for reading Ireland's Own?

Walcott is banging a little minx.

People who think they're really clever by pointing out that none of the lyrics in Ironic by Alanis Morissette are actually ironic.

 

Have they ever stopped to think that's why it might be ironic?

 

Plus who gives a shit about what she sings about anyway, she's fucking shite.

Do you not think she thinks they actually are ironic lyrics?

Windy as fuck on the south coast and pissing down. Can hear it twatting my windows.

Even over pornhub?

Me too.

So your comment about someone else's sarcastic comment was actually sarcastic.

he was being sarcastic mate

Eh, yeah, me too.

George Bush.

Bush is another word for cunt.

 

Dick Spring.

 

I'm not sure whether it is apt name or just plain (schoolboy) funny.

I saw Dick Spring once (from a safe distance).

Yeah proper shithole it is, especially Lerici and cinque Terre

Behave yourself.

Malta is ace.

Sorry, pal.  I can't agree with that.

Been twice and hopefully never again.

The North west of Italy is one of my favourite parts of Europe. Genoa, Portofino, portovenere all great places to visit.

Camogli is a beautiful little seaside village also.

La spezia is a dump in the middle of one of the nicest places in the world.

Cinque Terre is outstanding, to be fair.

Yemen? What the fuck are you on about, you Norgie pirate loon?

My thoughts exactly.

Far too many English twats for my liking.

Cadiz and surroundings is quality. Authentic Spanish area, few tourists and cheap. Beautiful beaches too.

I like most things in life without being a yes man.

Water wipes. You try and take one out of the packet but somehow about 13 end up in your hand.

We won it three times without killing anyone.

(Well, except for Paul Nixon, you massive bunch of helmets.)