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Made me laugh, Pete.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/04/23/opinions/smuggled-syrian-migrant/index.html Can someone also amend the abortion of a title on this thread.

A lot of the snooker fans strike me as folk who enjoy Countdown (and not because of Rachel).

He scores against the Mancs and we could be pushing for 2nd or 3rd now. As a certain Spaniard always said, it's about the small details.

50 yards from the coffee hut - not a sinner in sight. 20 yards away - a queue of five.

Pretty much. And cunts who like pointless graphs.

BBC have a graph that appears on screen during the frame. I can confirm it is about as useful as a cat flap on a submarine. Get rid.

I endured it all but I feel your sentiment entirely. When Turan was sent off, Carvajal was whooping the crowd. Was awful to see.

I would love to fart into a tube that is connected to Tyler's mouth.

Get an angle grinder at your toenails first.

Also, stop repping yourself from your other accounts. Oh and please leave the site, too.

Whenever it's nice outside, the guy who sits beside me at work comes back after lunch and says "lovely outside, isn't it?" I used to say stuff back like "a bit chilly in the shade" or "not bad, but windy enough". Now I can't be arsed and usually just nod. He's a nice guy too.

His average shot time is also about 93 seconds.

Very true. Although Williams was a mile off his best. Think the winner has Ronnie next, so it'll be most likely an early bath for whoever wins.

We believe you, Rory. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2960164/Muslim-snooker-player-Rory-McLeod-clarifies-ISIS-waistcoat-badge-sponsor-not-Islamic-terror-group.html

First thing to know, in Syria, Iranian backed Shia rebels = Assad.

Sad? Really? Williams is 40 and has career earnings of over £4m. Stevens is 37 and has career earnings of over £2m.

Save them, of course. Except those with long beards, a copy of the Koran and a meat cleaver.

Craziest frame ever in the Stevens-Williams match. 5-2 to Stevens now. Williams face annoys me.

Do you mean Agger?

Really? I can't recall him making too many mistakes this season and seem to remember a few epic performances (Chelsea in CC springs to mind). He seems to have laid off the pulling and dragging at corners too. My biggest issue with Skrtel is that he didn't pick a different Manchester United player to stand on.

Is there a point to this? Oh I see, goals are all that matter, is it? Right. So let's buy 12 strikers in the summer. That will work.

We should hang on to Allen. He's been our best player in a few games against some of the better sides over the last couple of seasons. Maybe that's where he excels, when he's not expected to do much going forward, rather just fight fires.

Austrians bore the fuck out of me. P.S. Yes, I may be slightly generalising. But I'm right.

Whenever I see Brad Jones sitting on the bench with his stupid inch perfect hair, I get a little bit angry when I think of his salary for doing fuck all. EDIT: I know he's had terrible personal tragedy, which we all sympathise with him for, but still.