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I wouldn't mind getting him in a chemistry lab. Alone.

A lot of talk about dildos on here.

Were we outstanding?

Where were all ye cunts six weeks ago?

How did the cunts get away with that without getting their block knocked off?

Fuck off.

Had a listen to Coming Up by Suede for the first time in ages over the weekend. What an album.

Beat Hull and at least let United earn fourth if they want it. They will probably get it but they strike me as a squad who might not handle a bit of pressure too well. They also have Arsenal to play (mind you, we have Chelsea). Basically, we're fucked.

No chance Trump's winning it, he belongs in a nine-ball pool tournament. EDIT: I'm only messing.

What country / ies are you talking about here? Everyone knows the Arab world is fucked up. I often hear Israeli defenders try and justify that country's actions by essentially saying, "oh well, we're not as bad as ISIS." Nobody ever said you were and that isn't the issue. ISIS are an unelected, rag tag bunch of mass murderers. Israel, on the other hand, prides itself on being the only democratically elected govt in the whole region, so, by definition, should be held accountable to different standards. How Arab and Islamic theocracies / dictatorships of the Middle East treat their own people is of total irrelevance to Israel's continued decimation of Palestine, its people and its future.

Anyone else countered the possibility that the Russians could win the title when they play us?

Good or bad results, title tilts or otherwise, the passing of time has got me less interested. Having a family and seeing other things go on in the world makes it a little harder to get upset over men on 50k a week. Of course I still watch us whenever I can and care a lot about the result, the difference being now I don't dwell on it for long at all. I don't get over at all any more, while I went over six or seven times a year in my mid-20s (home and away games). There were times in the past when I have cancelled dates with girlfriends etc because of our results. That is clearly not some thing to be proud of. When I was in my teens I kicked a light switch out of the wall after a defeat. If my son takes no interest in football, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

Tony in giving an opinion shocker.

Should that not be a red card?

Don't do it, it's the hope that kills you. For everything else, there's top seven finishes.

Salif Diao.

Ronnie, great player but acting the twat tonight. Pulling stupid faces and banging his cue on the table.

This squad wouldn't do too well on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass.

I wonder has Suarez found a stream for this.

I won't get to see this, unfortunately. Hopefully we get the win. Although, if we do, I'm assuming the bitters will bend over tomorrow.

He played atrociously. Pity, as John adds to the tournament. Ding is quality.

To augment his sex appeal, I remember Dott once had a plaster on his forehead.

Dott vs. Bingham just doesn't get the pulse racing.

I don't mind Selby, always comes across like a gent. To be honest, it's hard to really dislike snooker players. It's a pretty inoffensive job. Anyway, I digress, McGill looks excellent.

You won't like Dott then I take it.