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Saving private Ryan

Deer hunter

Apocalypse now

Vikings.

Damn good.

8.5/10

Mr Church.

Eddie Murphy's finest hour.

A really well produced feel good film. I got the same feeling as when I first watched The Shawshank Redemption.

8/10

I just can't get my head around people who enjoy running. Even when I was in the army I fucking hated running. Boring, monotonous way to keep fit. Actually it's only footie that I enjoyed. Maybe that's why I'm a fat cunt.

A War

Really good war film about a Danish unit in Afghanistan. One of the best war films ive seen in a while.

7/10

My 13 year old son insists on showing me 'hilarious' clips of things on YouTube.i have yet to see anything remotely funny. I honestly think kids today are so dull they will literally laugh at anything.

How did I miss this story ??????

I have no idea why anybody would want to 'dab', and I am confused why young people are flipping bottles everywhere I go. If you were to do those sort of things when I was a kid, you would have been classed as a 'window licker' or a 'fucking deacon', after the disabled ald fella on blue peter.

Capsule

True story of a British astronaut in a fucked space capsule in the 50's. 

6/10

No fucker mentioning Jo Wilson ?   Bummers !

I still think my Lallana song is fucking boss

I've thought of a song for Lallana.

Listening to absolute radio the other day and they played Ocean Colour Scene " the day we caught the train ".

The chorus is perfect.

" oh oh Lallana, oh oh lallana"

The Jungle Book =2016

CGI on a different level. Fantastic film !

8~10

No, not really. Kane, Alli, Eriksen, Alderweireld and Lloris are their best players. Only one of those was signed the same year as the Gareth Bale transfer.

they got 30m for Modric and 91m for bale, thats pretty much why they have a nett spend of zero. When we were competing for the likes of Paulinho,Eriksen, Sigurdsson, we simply wouldnt pay the money the wanted.

What on earth are you talking about? Spurs have had a negative net spend for the past five years and have built their team primarily through academy kids and buying young players. As far as Arsenal are concerned, they are 1. Richer than us, and 2. Champions League regulars. Of course they will sign players we can't.

Nothing to do with getting over 90 million for Bale then ?

If you think the club has the financial capability to compete with the likes of United or City for players, then you aren't worth discussing with. Our highest paid player is on 150k a week. United's is on 300k.

We have more than enough money to sign top quality players from abroad. At present we arent even going toe to toe with the likes of Arsenal, Spurs etc.What does that tell you ?

Yes, I'm saying exactly that. I'm sure the likes of Mkhitaryan and Gundogan would have loved coming to a club that regularly finishes in 7th place.

They are footballers, they couldnt give a flying fuck, they will play for whoever pays the best. Do you think the current crop of quality players plying their trade in China went there because of the quality of the league they are playing in ? behave.

Maybe if the players and the manager could actually put together a decent league season for once, we might actually gain the clout to buy top players. This thought that the owners deliberately avoid signing top players is hilarious and it's pure delusion. 

So are you saying we simply cant attract top players ? Two words for you . China. Money.

There is a much, much bigger chance that he will play in about 10 games this season , all sub appearances, and he'll be sold in a year's time.

If thats the case, it will be fucking criminal.

Ings will be a Liverpool legend in five seasons time. He has all the attributes to be a 20 goal a season striker, every season if he gets the right service.

When i was a young teen, every house in britain had a copy of brothers in arms. Outstanding album.

http://theplatelickedclean.blogspot.co.uk/

This is a blog by a friend of mine, who happens to be an enormous red.

Champions league qualification or a trophy. Anything else is failure.

Those plastic rentboy cunts are going to be an absolute treat to watch for their fans this season. PARK.THE.FUCKING.BUS.

Boring , boring bastards.

Now , Mane is a good player, there is no doubting that, but a marquee player ? Im not having that. It worries me that we look at the like of Utd bringing in Mkhitaryan and Zlatan, City with Gundogan and Nolito, Chelsea with Batshuahi,Cuadrado,and Atsu, and all we seem to be doing is attempting to scavenge around in the bargain basement.

Leicester proved last season that its not always the big names that win you trophies, but as a general rule of thumb, the teams that spend the big bucks on the big names tend to win the silverware come May.

last season Klopp did really well with a team inherited from Rodgers, there was some proper crap in that squad that needed shifting , and still is, he has brought in many new faces so next season there can be no excuses for failure.

Can you imagine the fucking shitstorm if we end the transfer window with a nett spend of fuck all and get off to a really poor start ? Imagine we win nowt again next season ?This season, on the back of record breaking tv deals, ridiculous amounts of money at hand , is the perfect opportunity to attract seasoned , quality internationals to compliment our promising youth.

Is this really a genuine selection tactic , or are FSG just fucking tight fisted cunts ? With Klopp hinting there may be no more signings, we may go into the season without a quality defensive central midfielder, and with a shit left back.

This would be inexcusable in my opinion, spend some fucking money on a bit of experienced quality !

If once again this squad fails next season, there is going to be one biblical type shitstorm.