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does my head in, my two are 7 and 5 and they dont ever stop bickering and squabbling.its always over the most ridiculous things.

postman. fucking awful job. up at 4am, walk 12 miles every morning in the pouring rain, and constantly moaned at by miserable old bastards. you do get to see the odd pair of tits every now and again though.

i remember when i was about 14 i decided to crack a sneaky wank in my room, i didnt want to be disturbed so i decided in my wisdom to pretend i wasnt home by turning my bedroom light off. i dropped my kecks and jeans and started bashing one out, i heard steps outside my door and just about managed to pull my kecks up over my raging hard on. my mother asked what the hell i was doing to which i replied "trying on these jeans", "with the light off"? she replied. "i was saving electricity" totaly unconvincing.

Told you..............

Happy birthday, you are very lucky, you share your birthday with............ME !!!!!!!

manic street preachers-motorcycle emptiness massive attack-unfinished sympathy oasis-live forever the killers-when we were young the killers-mr brightside shed 7-chasing rainbows

Congratulations gentlemen, a truly magnificent effort from all involved. Not quite enough Kelly Brooke for my liking, but some stunning gash never the less. Now i need to do rude things. btw, hello.