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The Revenant. As epic as it is brutal. an absolute masterpiece. 10/10

The Martian. Really really good film. Could have been really depressing but turned out to be really light hearted and enjoyable. 7.5/10

The Lobster. Just........fucking............weird ! I don't know if I love it or hate it. 2/10. 8/10

Mr Calzaghe. Absolutely brilliant. If proof were needed that he is the best British boxer ever, it's this. 8/10

Epic. Easily the greatest thread ever created. She is woman in its purest form.

Ive no idea who she is, but yep, i would like to spend an evening hanging out of it.

Rescue Dawn. A fantastic , little known Vietnam War film , based on a true story about POW,s tying to escape. Starring Christian Bale. Really worth a look. 7.5/10

Spectre. A good film in the traditional Bond sense. Not quite as good as i hoped it would be though, I though Casino Royalle and Quantum of Solace were both better. 7/10

Simple job if you have a jig saw . Worth spending a few quid on a laying kit as well.

Beasts of no nation. I film set in west Africa about a gang of child soldiers fighting under a ruthless warlord (iris Elba) . Absolutely fucking brilliant ! Some very shocking scenes. 8.5/10

Oh yes, its hardcore porn cunningly disguised as classy arty farty french cinema.

Well worth bashing one out. Enjoy.

Rimming, the works. I only watched it because it won awards at cannes. probably the 'moistest clunge' award, and 'most wankable sex scene'.

Blue is the warmest colour. French film about two young lezzers who fingerbang and lick the fuck out of each other constantly.loads of snatch, better sex scenes than in most hardcore porn films. Very arty. 9/10

Ive always thought it would be good to have a 'through the keyhole' type program where tiny cameras go inside someones body, and you have to guess who it is. Like keyhole surgery. Or even just pop the camera in an orifice. ' through the peehole' ?

Black Mass. What a film. Seriously. Johnny depp at his best. If you like Goodfellas you will love this. 9/10

In my humble opinion, the turning point in for Rodgers wasnt losing Suarez, it was his inability to land Alexis Sanchez, who would have been the perfect replacement. Our failure to land Sanchez, coupled with the hangover from the previous season left the existing squad with little belief that we could win anything.

Munich. Without a second thought. Great beer, great food,nice people, spotlessly clean, nice climate, alps on the doorstep. Whats not to like ?

Its a symbol for a charity called Joining Jack. Very popular in Rugby league and NRL.

The Hofbrauhaus is ok, Hakker Pschorr in the viktualenmarkt is the best in Munich.

I honestly think that with a couple of notable exceptions such as Lovren, Lucas,and Allen, our squad is good enough to get top four. Our problem is with the way they are being deployed. Here are the problems with our style of play as I see it, I will start at the back. Mignolet: Mignolet is aware of his own failings, ie, he cant kick for shit ! This being the case he rolls the ball to the nearest defender every time, immediately slowing play down. Reina would have picked the ball up straight away and looked to throw or kick the ball straight to a wide midfielder and create an attack. Defence: We see it every game for 70 percent of the game......Mignolet to right back, right back to centre half, centre half to left back, left back to Mignolet. While we are fucking about playing keep ball at the back, the oppo have regrouped and made themselves impossible to break down. I would like to see us try to move the ball to the attackers quickly, in 2,3,4 passes as opposed to 10 ,11,12 ! Wtf is the point in playing three up front if you are not going to make the effort to get the ball to them ??? Midfield: Whatever happened to pressing ? Whatever happened to tackling ? Its non existent ! what the fuck do they do in training ? I want to see us pressing the oppo further up the pitch. Whener we have the ball the oppo is swarming all over us, when they have the ball they have 20 metres to decide what they want to do, which is usually waltz through the middle unchallenged. I cant really criticise the attack as they never have the fucking ball . Things have got to change !

Its the failure to get the ball to any of them quick enough that is the problem.

What is all this Gary Monk shit ? If people want to take a gamble on a young manager with fuck all experience, why not Gerrard ?

I believe Rodgers could be an idiot savant, if only he could learn to savant.

How is this even debatable ? Benteke has all the attributes to be a world class striker, he just needs the service. Its tactics that are letting him down.