Reckoner

Before they go through the anti-Scouse repertoire of songs. There’s no helping them.

Salah made a career out of it tbf edit- joking edit- sort of

Well the second part came true.

When you asked for gravy from the school canteen.

Ah here he is. Mr Misery, urinating all over our lovely al fresco dining experience.

Imagine spending hours on your hair when you’ve been so disappointing all season. His hair says it all. As for the penalty incident, Jesus .

I laughed so much I nearly pooped. What a finish.

Footballers are mad with their celebrations. Putting liquid where it’s not conventionally meant to be. What are they like!

That’s quite staggering and really flies in the face of any of us slagging off his tactics. (Which I do).

We should shout things like ‘keep it tight’ and ‘Pick up’. Also VVD could shout ‘GET BACK’ at his team mates. That works in Sunday league.

He should have been used like that for a while, but his contract and wages made it unrealistic he’d be an impact sub. He should have been subbed a lot more even when playing well to give him rest, rotated loads more and not pandered to his desire to score goals against shit opposition. Instead he’s started and finished almost every 90 minutes we’ve played. And now we see the result.

I mean we’re better than Sheffield United. So that’s a positive.

I thought athletes have special provision for Ramadan, like allowances due to the extra demands? I’m not sure like. The fact is though if you sign a Muslim player this should be taken in to account, you can’t expect them to alter their faith due to a tricky game.

There’s not really any excuse for them all to look so tired. (No champions league for one). Not unless it’s poor squad fitness planning again. To be knackered now should ask a lot of awkward questions, even with the injuries. And so why don’t we play mainly players coming back from injury ( needing sharpness maybe but fresh) along with enthusiastic talented kids? I bought it in the quadruple chasing season but this one? It’s a lot of players first season with Klopp and they are fucked in March and April?

Well get your calculator out lad. Where’s your passion?

I bet that was good.

Beatles tribute act.

What a tit this man is.

Isak is Pele and Maradona rolled into one. He’s the embodiment of Christ. He had a good game.

Think it was away at Coventry. The shocking home loss was a different season, no?

But still this.

All we had to do was beat Crystal Palace at fucking home and we’d have had a great chance of winning the league at the moment.

Frustrating but true. Some things are in the lap of the Gods. Not that we can have any complaints, the fucking wasters upfront.

Well I blame the tourists for everything including losing today and probably the tension in Israel too. It’s easier with a scapegoat.

Yes we were exhausted after a different team lost 3-0 three days ago.