Reckoner

I went midweek and I’m going today, and I have a determination to right a few wrongs and shout my heart out. I hope the same applies to those around me and it’s not a nice Far Eastern family filming me sing YNWA on their massive a Samsung phone to show the folks back home. Scream and shout and sing, a lot rides on this. If we win and Villa get something at Arse then things will look more rosy.

These arguments always come up when the team struggles. Nobody was analysing the social demographics after we beat Barca 4-0. Tomorrow is important to get the atmosphere and the team back on track, though.

This man United team beggar belief but one positive is, aside from their games with us, they’ve had an ideal season. Just enough to keep moon head in a job but no CL qualification.

It’s the hope that kills you

I bet Isak has never liked how to draw a picture of horse on Twitter.

1-0 City

Aw it wouldn’t be the same without that fanny flapping

I’m going to try this on Gakpo tomorrow but I’ll probably be lobbed out. One rule for murderous despotic Islamic states and another for the rest of us.

Have you considered looking up your arse?

Where did they get that idea? It certainly wasn’t from us wonderful supporters. *cancels flights*

Yeah but apart from that it was a disaster season!

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We need to sell all our players. Am I doing it right?

The line up was quite strong. The motivation is the worry for me.

The lack of flags and resultant stale atmosphere maybe played a part? The last protest we had we were one nil up then lost 3-1 after the protest started. Theres still bits that that doesn’t explain though.

Effervescent. Nice.

Never missing an opportunity to post this as it’s fantastic.

Wouldn’t be so bad if the country didn’t all say they hate our fans.

You just know most of them sing Ole Ole Ole

When he’s bad he’s really bad. But when he’s good he’s really good. Before his injury he was absolutely fucking brilliant. Can’t believe our luck this season, incredible we are where we are. Surely Arsenals and Citys luck with injuries has to change. Hopefully Foden is out for a while.

Add it to the list of things you saw that will be gaslighted out of collective memory.

“Neuer's movement towards the ball... that's enough to give it.” Hahaha brilliant

Only if you won a round of golf by cheating then singing about your opponents in celebration.

He’s constantly hyperventilating over stuff like a coach waving their arms or the ball needing replacing because it burst. Utter fucking fucktard.

He’ll be back out ram raiding Dixons in no time.