Captain Turdseye

The stock photo guy was ace. 
 

It’s a great show, getting better all the time. 

31 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

 

Not sure this has ever been answered John. 

Not sure it ever will. 

12 hours ago, M_B said:

I've read it and it was indeed a struggle. If you are intent on reading it then brew a lot of coffee.

I’ve got a load of history/war books I’ve bought and a mountain of footy ones sent to me by @Lee909 to work through. 
 

Hitler’s innermost thoughts will have to stay on the back burner for the time being. 

My estimation of Sir Roger as a man just fuckin’ plummeted. 

Still never read it. Did you finish it @Bjornebye?

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Something to do with global warming and bottle tops on their own causing murder to the planet 

It’s that little bitch, Thunberg, again. When is she gonna pipe down?

I hope she gets Dr Pepper all over a nice new white t-shirt. Fucking ‘ave it. 

On 15/04/2024 at 19:35, Bjornebye said:

I know we’ve had the opening paracetamol at the instruction end every time rant but has anyone noticed recently how hard it is to get one out???? 
 

Also this bottle top thing is pissing me off. I know it’s probably for the greater good but it’s ruining my experience 

Oh, this bottle top thing is really fucking grinding my gears. You’re taking a massive gamble if you’re wearing light coloured clothes. Your day could be ruined in an instant. 
 

Why have they changed them?

Well, that de-escalated quickly. 

Do we each have to condemn the Holocaust and more importantly Toxteth O’Grady before we can post anything else, because Rico says so? Peak internet, this. 
 

For the record, Hitler, I’m not a fan. Not a great role model for the kids. 

It is going off big time on TLW tonight! It’s a shame you two scummy freeloaders I see lurking on this thread haven’t read the Bitchfest today. 
 

@cloggypop @Nelly-Szoboszlai

12 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Anyone who is that sensitive to what RR wrote they are calling her a racist and then either ignores or defends what that daft bastard wrote is a racist too.  

What about those of us that just wanted to see a picture of her arse?

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

burgers? Are you sure?

 

Might be chicken cutlets or something. But looks breaded to me. Surely fish is a step too far in this situation even for CD...

You’re right. I’ve read this thread long enough to know I should have zoomed in. Rookie mistake. 

I watched Fox News for an hour earlier between 9-10am ET. It’s hilarious how biased they are on every subject. Even the adverts are quality. 

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

That's the work of a real fucking maverick!

 

A roast, casually knocked up on a Monday?

 

'SPECT.

Not just any roast, a roast with two frozen burgers as the focal point. 

Give peas a chance. 

Blimey, and here I was just looking for a picture of Riley’s arse in a nice dress. 

Today we’ve had torrential rain, thunder and lightning, a mad hailstorm and then sunny with a clear blue sky. Madness. It’s fucking windy out there though. 

He’ll outlast the next manager. And the one after that. 

4 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

and putting them on a pathway to a lifetime of drugs

Fuck all wrong with that. Life would be shit without drugs, get ‘em started early. More power to them. 

I found out what they were when a Chinese couple took over the roughest pub in Speke and tried to introduce a food menu. 
 

They were clearly frozen Sui Mai that had been warmed up for two minutes in the microwave but still better than a pack of pork scratchings. 

4 minutes ago, Shitty Arse said:

Fair play to him. I would probably need something to get me through the evening if I had to sit in a room with Micah Richards and Gary Lineker. 

It’s an all day job, that. He’d have been better off on the whizz. 

I don’t like his face. 

11 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Watching this right now. It's barking mad, but fascinating.

The Watkins dad is box office TV. 

The day peaked with that breakfast. I’ve sobered up and been rained on. Not even bothering with the Lobster Pot.