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Welcome to the new and improved TLW!

 

Some of you may experience issues logging in and will get an 'incorrect password' error. Don't worry, you haven't typed it in wrong and your password hasn't been changed. You will need to reset it though in order to log in. Click the reset password link and you will receive an email with your new temporary password. Once logged in, you need to choose a new password (or restore to your old one) otherwise you will be locked out again.

 

If you have an out of date email address linked to your account, then you won't receive the new password. If that's the case then you'll need to email me (dave @liverpoolway.co.uk) or send me a tweet @theliverpoolway and I'll update your password manually. 

 

Any other problems or questions just let me know.

 

Thanks

Dave

Captain Turdseye

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    [i’m a failure] Witty comment [/i’m a failure]
  2. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    Furry ‘nough.
  3. Captain Turdseye

    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    I agree completely. Unless he wants Wilfried Zaha.
  4. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    Gravy. He already said.
  5. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    I’m starting a petition calling for a total ban on water balloons.
  6. Captain Turdseye

    Naps

    I wish I could nap. If I try and sleep through the day I only start nodding off about ten minutes before it’s time to get up.
  7. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Where did you play, Vlad? Up near Walton Gardens?
  8. Captain Turdseye

    New HBO Series: Game of Thrones

    Much like the entirety of this series, it will be properly explained in some news article or other in the next few days.
  9. Captain Turdseye

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    That still leaves them with a £60m and £250k p/w situation...
  10. Captain Turdseye

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Imagine.
  11. Captain Turdseye

    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    Murder Mountain on Netflix. Not great, not shite either.
  12. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    Every single person on here is either working class, true to their roots, full of common sense or hailing from Manchester. Surely we can agree that swilling someone with a cold drink is different to striking them with anything solid.
  13. Football finances are measured in pounds, not dollars. Next time I’ll have no option but to neg. You’ve been warned.
  14. Captain Turdseye

    Anyone want a Season ticket for 19/20

    @Dougie Do'ins
  15. Captain Turdseye

    The Foodie thread

    Just done a tin of Full Monty on toast and added grated cheddar. Out of this world.
  16. Captain Turdseye

    Man City - the new bitters?

    Big shrimp in the dessert? Evil bastards.
  17. Captain Turdseye

    Man City - the new bitters?

    Very clever. Now I know about the slaves and the human rights abuse, I’m wondering what else they’ve got to offer.
  18. Captain Turdseye

    Man City - the new bitters?

    I’d never thought of it like that.
  19. Captain Turdseye

    New HBO Series: Game of Thrones

    Solved the water problem the council discussed at the end.
  20. Captain Turdseye

    The Virtues

    I saw Kiefer Sutherland on a breakfast show promoting a new country music album he’s recorded. I haven’t cried like that since 1992.
  21. Captain Turdseye

    The Virtues

    Yeah, OK. You’re gonna watch it and then you’ll post on here that you haven’t cried like that for years even though you said that last week and the week before that and the week before that and the week before that.
  22. Captain Turdseye

    Happy Birthday Jairzinho

    Jairzinwho? What Stig said.
  23. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Nah, looks all over after that bogey. The tournament was mildly exciting there for all of ten minutes.
  24. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    I say bottle job but he’s only +2 for the round. Still, it’d be hilarious if there was a seven shot swing. He’s in trouble again.
  25. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    DJ making things interesting. Could be an epic bottle job here from Mr Boring.
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