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Captain Turdseye

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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    Blimey. Ask them if they’ll take Salah in part-ex.
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    Top 10 Favourite Kid’s Television Programmes

    Regular Show Simpsons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tom & Jerry Aquila Horrible Histories Chucklevision Recess The Smurfs Zzzap
  3. I got tired of running these a few years ago. I know Lee tried to take it up but he just didn’t have it in him to replicate the sterling work I’d done in previous years. You’ve either got it or you haven’t, I’m afraid. The reasons I got fed up of doing it were the effort that needed putting in to sending PM reminders to everyone and tallying up the scores each week. The old scoring system was effective for separating the wheat from the chaff but it was a ball ache to work out. The new forum software means I don’t have to send PM reminders, I can just tag participants in the thread. And if there’s enough interest I’ll try to come up with a much simpler points system. I’ll also try to stick to higher profile fights so you don’t have to be a boxing aficionado to be in with a shout of winning. So get your names down in the thread if you’re up for it.
  4. You can have Peep Show in for Buzzcocks but I simply will not let you remove The Wire. You’re not thinking properly, man.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    I don’t give a shit about any of that. I just want us to be on at least 21 league titles before Klopp moves on. If Guardiola leaving improves the chances of that happening then I’m all for it.
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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    We’ve had a boss season. There’s a chance we could be European Champions and the players we’re linked with are Ryan Fraser and Wilfried Zaha. Nah.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Who the fuck’s that?
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    Any interest in a new boxing prediction league?

    Haven’t seen TBA fight for a while. Doesn’t he normally box on Frank Warren cards?
  9. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    What drink was it? That’s the most important question.
  10. Captain Turdseye

    New HBO Series: Game of Thrones

    They sent me some XXL bright green undies with PADDY POWER written on them. Great craic, make no mistake.
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    I wish I had the kind of unflappability that LFD has displayed on here over the years. Absolute giant of a man. Nothing fazes him.
  12. Captain Turdseye

    When is Violence Justified?

    Aussie Egg Boy was getting interviewed for the news and shit whilst our milkshake men are being prosecuted in what surely amounts to wasting police time.
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    When is Violence Justified?

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    When is Violence Justified?

    You tell me. Did that hurt?
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    I won’t stay for this. I’m asking Dave to delete my account.
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    It’s incredible how a stats gimp from the Isle of Man became the world’s leading voice on anxiety and depression with nothing other than belief and opinions. In my opinion you’re a fucking twat. That’s my belief anyway.
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    Oh no! What the fuck are they gonna do now?