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This has got seeing out the game at 1-0 and trying not to shit ourselves written all over it. Just get a second, pretty please with sprinkles on top.

That goes down as a no-look finish for me. Bobby-style.

Was Endo one of those close to getting a ban for yellows too?

Bit gutted about the whole situation really. I'd sort of foolishly hoped he'd feature in some way for us in the final games of the season. We'd win the league, and he and Klopp would walk off arm-in-arm like Bogey and Claude Rains. Instead, he's hitching a lonely ride to Oilsville like David Banner at the end of an episode of The Incredible Hulk. *plays sombre music

We'll hit them with a major - and I repeat major - leaflet campaign.

There always seem to be rumours Arsenal like him. I can only assume it's for his aerial ability, as they've lost that side of their game pretty much since Giroud left.

Leaving aside all you sectarian pricks bickering, I'm just watching The Secret Army right now. Really good, but I want to see more of the original film. Martin McGuinness wore some lovely jumpers and tweed jackets.

Legend has it, If you say Haaland five times in the mirror Code appears.

I think the Villas-Boas shouts are a bit unfair. The fella had Falcao, Hulk, Moutinho, Otamendi and Fernando at his disposal.

If we could get a decent fee for Salah then now's the time for that kind of move. Right footed though, isn't he?

On to number six now. Very irresponsible of supermarkets to put them down to half price after Easter. Teeth are starting to jump and I'm getting nightmares about the dentist.

News just in - Usher throws his weight behind Ljinders!

If we get to wear capes and ride penny farthings, I'm in!

My worry is City have no proper emotional - for want of a better term - fixtures. That tends to suit their flat track bully style. We've got a local derby and Utd, same as Arsenal. City's most charges fixture will be Spurs. Reckon it's about even odds right now for all three sides.

Why, at 2-1 in games, do we always seem to play next goal wins? Not good for the old nerves.

Cometh the hour, cometh the soba noodle barnet.

Fair point. My reasoning is there have been several chances where, if Mo had a right foot, he could've made more of. Switch flanks for five minutes and maybe those same runs end with it on his left.

Wouldn't mind Salah and Diaz switching for a bit. Mix things up a touch.

Nice play by Toney.

Casemiro has Uncle Leo eyebrows.

Brentford have had 20 shots. Some team is going to rack up a cricket score against Utd if they can finish. Hopefully it's us.

Considering the players he has, Thomas Frank gets Brentford playing decent stuff.

Reckon we could see a team with only 30 points stay up this season.