Babb'sBurstNad

Nah, it's off like Dino Zoff

They've got about 50 minutes before I call them cunts. I hope they use the time wisely.

Not sure I'd believe what ballbag says these days.

You're dead to me now.

Terrible writing of 1/2, he'll be disappointed with that.

Would you dunk a Club into your tea?

Just play Probity at CB and win every game.

The only thing to fear is fear itself. And wasps.

Juve will pick up another freebie, won't they? Pity, but if it's about playing time then the addition of AOC, pursuit of Keita and possibility of Coutinho / Lemar playing centrally must make him question whether he's integral to our plans. I've honestly never felt Klopp rated him that highly, people just seemed to assume that the German link was enough. With Henderson's recurring injury problems, I'd have though he was the more likely to leave, should we be able to tie Can down to a new deal.

Lemar in No VVD or alternative CB Sakho to Palace Markovic loan Coutinho stays

Objection! A biscuit needs to be dunkable in tea. No sane person would dunk a Fox's Classic or a Chocolate Finger, ergo they aren't biscuits.

That's a chocolate bar with a biscuit centre as far as I'm concerned. If the outside is completely covered in chocolate, it doesn't sit in the biscuit category. Richard Osman recently did a World Cup of biscuits and the inclusion of the chocolate finger was enough for me to want to put my boot through the screen.

I'm dreaming of a Chelsea midfield three of Ox, Drinkwater and Barkley and I don't want us to spoil it.

I read this like a "Who am I?" quiz question. I'd have guessed AoC right until I got to the last sentence.

I'd give him the number 69 shirt and snigger behind his back when he put it on. Revenge.

Toffee Crisp and Worcester Sauce flavoured Walkers. I still remember when they stopped making them for a while, I got my dad to go down the cash and carry and buy a giant box load.

Hope you yanked it hard enough to rip it off at the hinge end Mr Sex.

It'll be retired, then brought back for one last job - like Arnie in Commando - to bring Suarez back.

Bet that was a pain in the arse.

Haha, in your face you miserable cunt!

Can I at least fluff it a little through my trouser pocket until then?

£91m and Origi should do it.

Excellent, now I can buy a half and half scarf with RB Leipzig on it.