Babb'sBurstNad

I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp. Deep down, I reckon I might be like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

I like it. Smoke hands Gomez Solidity Concentration Robertson Game management Energy Creativity Mobility Incision Ruthlessness Look to the bench to bring Shit The Bed and Nervy Finish on after seventy odd minutes and we'll see the game out.

Supposedly one coat paint, that you soon realise will need a second coat.

Good old FA, just when you think they can't sink any lower, they prove you wrong. No experience in the women's game and no successful period as a manager at any level. Still, I hear his mother's a woman, so that helps.

James Pearce suffers from a rare form of erectile dysfunction, where he can only get aroused by dashing transfer rumours. With each collective sigh, he grows harder.

On the subject of female vocalists, I've just been listening to Big Mama Thornton's (original) version of Hound Dog.

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I can still remember me and my mates finding our first porn mag in the woods, after someone said they knew where some lads had left it. It was a proper trek, like a grumble version of Stand By Me. Ah, the innocence of simpler times.

It's what he would've wanted.

One way or another, I think today's performance will tell us a lot about whether we need to strengthen this month. The game against City was always going to be hectic and open, so Coutinho was less missed, but against the lower fodder of the league we need to see some creativity to break them down. I still reckon we're trying for Lemar in the background.

I stopped reading after you put an apostrophe in "it's".

There was a moment in a match earlier in the tournament when he missed the opportunity to yell his catchphrase. The white went in and he just meekly said "Where's the cue ball... gone?" in a really disappointed voice.

"Right Geoff, I'm going to go survey the opinion of the locals and get to know their dialect. Which way is the red light district?"

Klopp gambled prior to last season, when we didn't strengthen enough in the summer, and we still squeaked a top four place. I've the same misgivings as I had then, but considering we've finally got a top drawer CB, Ox is coming into form and Salah's on fire, I reckon we're in a better position, so I'm happy enough to roll with the squad as it is. It's not ideal, and I still don't think we'll ever fully see the reasoning behind Coutinho being sold now, but there's a plan at work, even if it is based largely on Klopp's abilities to adapt with what he has. For all the talk of the owners, it's clearly his plan. I get the fears, obviously there's a chance we could go on a slump due to lacking a creative spark from midfield, but long term, if it puts us in a better position to sign Coutinho's replacement and a quality keeper, then it's worth it in my view. Having said all that, I still reckon we could either bring someone in or strike a key deal for the summer in this window.

Fuck off Tony's wife.

Great idea, and Mind are a fantastic charity.

Anyone seen McMafia? It looks like it might be half decent, but the name's so shite I can't bring myself to start watching it.

Glad we're going to have a new winner this year. I'll root for Wilson, as he knocked Trump out, and that always gets my backing.

Same here. I reckon this telly should last me a good few years before the old upgrade itch hits. Can't see anything on the horizon that'll make me hanker after a new set.

And Aquilani and Borini, so they still owe us one.

I'd look at it another way, when you hear that you immediately know you're not the most hated foreigner in the room.

What's the weather like up there? *heh heh*

Damn, you're right, and I feel thoroughly ashamed of my misapplied pedantry.

Meditation's definitely worth a go. I only do the Headspace app on my phone here and there, but I can feel the benefits. I still have trouble trying to turn my thoughts off, but some of the ideas are very useful to contextualise emotions and the like.

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