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He has a personalised number plate and wears a pinstripe suit. He's a wrong'un whichever way you look at it.

Are you using the same trimmer for your face and bumhole?

He's just positioning himself for the Top Gear job. But yeah, it's definitely racist, it's a variation on "they all look alike".

Drogba's exactly the kind of player we'd have loved. I always felt he was very smart with his theatrics. He'd more often than not single out a CB, and feign a foul, and after a couple of such occasions the defender would give him the extra half a yard he needed, and lo and behold he'd turn into the six foot three brick shithouse of a player he actually is and barge past him to score. After he gets his goal he reverts to weakling status and the cycle would begin again.

Pics or GTFO

Gary Lineker talking about disgraceful playacting, while Drogba's sat right there.

Wisdom teeth. Again. Slow moving shitcunts of the tooth world.

Some sweets, a van and... wait, sorry, wrong thread.

If you haven't already, see if you can find the Andrew Graham-Dixon documentary about him. Fascinating stuff. It's also worth noting, given the Goodfellas reference above, that Scorsese was particularly influenced by his art.

So how does the German Jim Bowen say "super smashing great" then?

"OMG, my knee's totes better, lol"

If the finger doesn't smell of shit, you have to acquit.

I still reckon we'll sign him. He's got Klopp favourite written all over him, and we don't tend to move on from those.

Lingard is shit. That is all I have to add.

Maguire is spectacularly dense, always playing the ball to someone tightly marked or with no pass on themselves. He's like Skrtel with hair, fine as a last ditch tackler, tussling with someone, but you don't want the ball at his feet.

Come on Belgium, papa needs a new pair of shoes.

Just popped into a local street food festival for lunch. Had a panzerotti accompanied by a nice cider, followed by churros covered in sugar, and to finish off a new forest ice cream. Never had a panzerotti before, but given my conversion to calzone instead of regular pizza it was, unsurprisingly, great.

Never much cared for them, but they gets points for being the premise of a Partridge joke though.

Good round up, though it lacks an anecdote about which players your mum/dad have formed an irrational dislike of, which I always found illuminating. I want to hear their opinion of Boateng's hair in particular.

Brilliant. Germany deserved to lose that for Boateng's hair alone.

Why do they keep saying they'll miss Sane, when he was left out because his form for Germany was not the same as his form for City?

This has got last minute headed equaliser written all over it.

Loew thinking "fuck it, I'll just play a team of attacking midfielders."

Germany playing a novel 2-4-4 formation.

Yeah, it's weird. They highlighted Hummels flying in and missing a tackle for the goal, but he did so because no one was screening the defence and he doesn't want three players running at him and Boateng if someone turns. He gambled and lost, but it was a knock-on effect from that midfield.