Nelly-Torres

The bloke in my local newsagents is a miserable fucker. Barely looks up when he serves you. No pleases or thank yous. I now walk an extra 5 minutes to go to the next nearest one purely because they appreciate the custom more.

We've been linked to a lad (21, I think) called Ben White who is a centre back on loan at Leeds from Brighton. He's been an ever-present for Leeds this season. Bielsa is no mug and he must think he's good enough if he picks him regularly. Apparently, our scouts have been "blown away" by some of his performances. Plus, he looks good on the obligatory YouTube video, with a few Leeds fans commenting on how impressed they've been by him since he stepped into the void left by former Leeds cult hero Pontus Jansson. He looks good. £20m replacement for Lovren, according to the press.

He'd be damned if he didn't say anything too. Fuck the sadcases. The footage of him getting out of his car (the shooter, not Corbyn) in his military gear and just opening fire is chilling. No doubt another hateful scumbag riled up online by idiots pushing all sorts of conspiracy theories such as Soros, "great replacement" etc. Yet another incident to chip away at the "left are just as bad as the right" narrative. I can't believe that people still push such an argument.

Who's really arsed? Rebekah Vardy being a pyar grass is the story of the day!

I've just seen James Cleverly referred to as "Graph Cunt" and it tickled me greatly.

"great and unmatched wisdom"

The fucking state of this knobhead though!

David Lammy raises an important point. All this Arcuri stuff shouldn't be viewed as a private life issue. It's very much about Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson's public life and at the heart of it is whether he's pilfered public funds to help his own rumpy pumpy life and whether he's guilty of misconduct in public office.

The live version of Isis on The Rolling Thunder Revue is absolutely fucking brilliant. That is all.

I want them to start winning a few after they've played us. We can't have them sacking Ole. He's fucking amazing.

Just got an email from St. Michaels Labour CLP. The VONC motion re: Ellman has been removed from the agenda of the next meeting. They don't want to prejudice the outcome of future scheduled trigger ballots in the north west. Fair enough. It's better to try and get rid of her that way.

Don't think he even went to the play. He is apparently a patron or did some work with the theatre and was just having lunch at the bar there. It's classic Oberman. She's posted something a bit daft as bait and then played the victim when the comments pointing out what a weirdo she is came rolling in. She's probably on to her lawyer to sue the bistro.

That lot are all a bit strange. Exhibit B...

I think you need to book any sort of access. Not 100% though. I was staying by there a few weeks back and swerved it because of that very reason. I love the Walkie Talkie though. Great building.

Has this been on news broadcasts across the country? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49920197

One hundredth of a second margin in the 3k steeplechase. Amazing.

Prince Harry has issued legal proceedings against the S*n and Mirror too. For alleged "phone hacking" consisting of the unauthorised retrieval of voicemail messages. I hope he puts the former out of business.

What an insufferable, racist knobhead.

It's nice to see that we've finally got around to criticising the recent incidents of Tory antisemitism. Oh. My bad. We're actually talking about alleged Labour antisemitism. In the Tory thread. It's almost as if it's more about criticising Labour than actually being arsed about antisemitism. Quite sickening, really.

It's similar to stuff from the Viktor Orban playbook. When something happens that you don't like, try to blame the rich Jewish person working clandestinely and nefariously in the background.

"BoLloCkS tO bReXiT."