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Or.... Where's ya famous, Where's ya famous, Where's ya famous cuckoo clock? Where's ya famous cuckoo clock? Leading into.... We won it 5 times...

If you fancy something a bit out of the City Centre, you could go to Seiont House in the Dingle and throw stones at Syrian asylum seekers. *just joking, laaaaaaaaa!

If it's nice, a walk round St.Nicks church and gardens is cool, then down to the front.

Utter cunt, but Patel is bummable.

From The Stands – ‏@FromTStands The Telegraph are set to expose: - Steve Bruce - Alan Pardew - Mark Hughes - Ryan Giggs - Tony Pulis - Harry Redknapp - David Moyes

We wound it five times! We wound it five times! That fucking cuckoo clock, We wound it five times!

I'd proper hate to be a Muslim in the UK though. Story on the Echo Facey page tonight about a bloke who owns an offie on Hardman Street who offered teenage girls free booze in return for sexual favours. His name was clearly Sri Lankan. He turns out to be Buddhist. Yet, the Echo page is full of "religion of peace" type comments etc. Thick fuckers.

Corbyn once again saying that abuse and (real) anti-Semitism is not acceptable. He must be getting tired of saying it now, despite the identically worded claims/fallacy that he's not doing enough to tackle it.

One person is being cruelly overlooked to replace Allardyce...... Garth Crooks. Given some of the batshit crazy line ups he does in his team of the week thing on the Beeb website, at least it'd be a lively watch with him at the helm.

These 8 managers who've had allegations made against them in the Telegraph, if I've read it right, one made his players pay him £4k a month to help secure them an £8k pay rise? That's pretty shitty. The Telegraph can't drip feed this now. They need to fall on their sword and name them, purely for my noseyness.

Mutually consented, according to reports.

He's standing up. Proper giving it loads. He's dead to me.

Photos released today of him dancing and looking like he's enjoying a Robbie Williams concert. I knew it was too good to be true. We've got a wrong'un here. I think he needs to go.

Britain wants Jurgen Klopp to be its stepdad 27-09-16 BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great. After the Liverpool manager made people actually care about a Burnley-Watford match last night, the consensus was that having him around when you went back home would be ace. Arsenal fan Wayne Hayes said: “I’ve always thought Arsene Wenger would be a distant, patrician type who would constantly remind me what a disappointment I was to my mother but Jurgen would get me pissed on home brew in his shed. “He’d pop 20 Regal into my top pocket, ruffle my hair and we’d go and watch Jaws together on his massive telly.” Klopp stood in for Sky pundit Gary Neville and was immediately inundated with requests to permanently replace the former Valencia punchline. Thousands called in to the show to ask the producers to pass on a photo of their mum with her phone number on the back and a comment on how good she looks for her age. Hayes said: “Most people’s step-dads just make the bathroom a no-go area after Christmas dinner, like I reckon Sam Allardyce does.”

Bombing outside a mosque and an international Congress centre in Dresden. njackets, how does this alter your stance on allowing Germans and other white Europeans to enter the UK, if at all? Does the risk elimination "logic" still apply here?

They do need to stop some of the shooting themselves in the foot shit though. Including the latest "did they really think this through?" moment of giving away free copies of The S*n in one of the business lounges at the conference in the Echo Arena.

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I reckon this could justify a sacking though. Employed by the FA. England manager. Expected to be squeaky clean (even though you know what you're getting with Allardyce before you appoint him). Then, just after being appointed by the FA he's taking a financial inducement to tell people how to break FA rules. Looks quite like a conflict of interest and gross misconduct. Think he could be toast.

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam It's not me. They can do anything with digital effects these days. Look at that cunt Jar Jar Binks.

Haha. I haven't posted on RAWK since biffgate. Just thought I'd have a peep to see what they're saying about the Klopp MNF appearance and I've got a message saying: "Sorry (username), you are banned from using this forum! This ban is not set to expire." Haha. What a bunch of over sensitive fucking dickheads. Get a life, you bad whoppers.

Just been to my brother's for a little birthday tea for my nephew. Presents were given. He's not overly interested in football, but is starting to take a bit of an interest. But, he's too little to get it all just yet. Anyway, the difference in presents was striking. The non-interested in football and the Liverpool fan presence gave him typical lads presents, Play People, toy fire engine, Paw Patrol stuff etc. Then, onto the Everton uncles and granddad. I've nothing against them, they're all good blokes, relatively not too bitter blues. But, every present was Everton. An Everton swimbag. An Everton shirt with his name and age on it. A "when I'm older I want to play for Everton" book. My nephews mum is a fairly low level red, but she's not too fussed by the Everton presents, but she just turned to me and said "coerced not manufactured." Let the lad make his own mind up, for crying out loud.

People sit to wipe their arses? What the fuck is wrong with some people? Isn't there some sort of register for you deviants to sign? I'm astounded. Fucking hell. Stand up, all the time.

Quite a policy heavy address from John McDonnell. See above though. It'll all be ignored.

Today's policy announcement of ensuring financial security and contributions to deprived communities that will be lost when we stop getting EU funding should have the potential to be a vote winner. Sadly, the very type of people it should help the most, like Barry from Sunderland, are those who will struggle to recognise that and will brand Labour as "leftards" and will likely have their voting compass directed by the likes of The S*n etc.

Wowsers.