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    I’ve learned that “strips” now means removing a single item of clothing and still remaining practically fully clothed. 2 seconds of the video left, and still fully clothed, the only item of clothing being removed during the whole 1:44 minutes being the skirt, which was presumably removed for the purpose of performing some of the more athletic moves shown in the video. I can’t lie, I do find the whole thing a bit strange. But, why do people have to lie to try and prove a point?
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    Donald Trump

    unlucky https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sandmann-phillips-media-defamation-case-b2132657.html
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    Keir Starmer

    Owen Jones is a bit of a knob. But, he’s not really doing this. He’s asking people to call Starmer out for his lies and to film it. Jones has since tweeted to raise the point that he’s only asking people to do what Steve Bray does and he correctly points out that very few left/centre people have an issue with what Bray does but are now making spurious claims of inciting violence etc now that Jones has asked for someone to do the same to Starmer.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Has he borrowed one of our infamous FA Cup final suits?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    He’s officially signed now. It’s just a shame that “Big Dunc” isn’t there anymore for the Assault and Vinagre related puns.
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    Strike Action

    Sam Tarry sacked by Starmer. Joke party. Joke leader.
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    Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

    Suarez is apparently going back to Nacional in Uruguay. There was apparently a big campaign from their fans to try and persuade him back.
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    Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

    Confirmed by Talk TV now. She’s fine, apparently. But, following medical advice, the debate has been cancelled.
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    Later, fuckface!
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    They’ve been cunts for a while. If you’ve not already seen it, Burma VJ from 2009 is a great documentary and shows that they were cunts back then too.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    God bless science! In other news, I went to Pippin’s Corner on Lark Lane the other day. I only had a brew. My companions had toast/jam and toast and the toast looked like warm bread/like it was cooked in the sunlight after being smeared in factor 900 suntan lotion. Anyway, a few people had ordered a full English and they looked absolutely spot on, the toast aside. Proper massive sausages. I think I’ll forgive them their toast faux pas and try their full English once I’m no longer riddled with germs.
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    It’s shite. I read last night that post infection fatigue can last up to 3 to 4 weeks and sometimes longer. My sense of taste and smell has pretty much gone overnight too. Cuntvid-19.
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    Donald Trump

    Steve Bannon has just been found guilty of contempt of Congress for failing to answer a subpoena to appear in front of the January 6 panel. He could face up to 2 years jail time. Thoughts and prayers.
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    Went for a 5 minute walk earlier as I was getting cabin fever (ensuring that I avoided close contact with people), the first walk since testing positive and, fuck me, it’s different gravy this Covid. I was fucked when I got back. Not short of breath or anything, just totally drained and felt like I had no energy. I was similar during the walk itself too. No spring in my step. It just felt much harder to do than it was before getting Covid. And, mine sounds like a rather mild case too. I’m only on the fourth day of it. So, a lesson learned today, I’m doing fuck all that involves using any real energy for the next 3 to 4 days.
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    She was awful. The other one was too. The younger woman who went on protests. But, she was quite tidy and had massive chebs, so, swings and roundabouts and all that…
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    Yes. I just need to single out which one. That’s the risk of chemsex gangbangs. Nah. I suspect it was my ma. Spent a bit of time with her last week and she’s got it too. Tested positive before I did.
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    Did anybody watch this? The black woman in the picture aside, they were just all very stupid and ignorant people. https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/jul/20/unvaccinated-review-the-most-infuriating-tv-show-of-the-year-so-far On a personal note, my second day of being diseased has been worse than the first one. Just really tired, hot, achey and really congested nasally and on my chest. Although, I’ve started to feel a bit brighter in the past half hour. It’s not quite as bad as flu but probably worse than the worst cold I’ve had. The symptoms timeframe seems to be the same as the person who I suspect infected me and they picked up a bit from day 3 onwards, so fingers crossed.
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    New Girl on Countdown

    Two big ones please, Rach.
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    Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

    Imagine Truss as PM. Fucking hell.
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    New Girl on Countdown

    Valid criticism.
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    New Girl on Countdown

    They were just talking about the anniversary of the moon walking and Colin Murray asked Riley who she’d pick to send to space with a one way ticket and she said Mo Salah. See, she definitely is a bad twat.
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    Cat Pics

    “If I stand on this amp, will he be able to hear me better when I ask for food????”
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    But, I refuse to do any Louis Spence role play stuff.
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    It depends how drunk you get me.