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    If you took a companies name literally...

    Woolworths.........An expensive wool shop for out of towners.
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    If you took a companies name literally...

    Co-Op----UK shop is used as a front for Covert Operations within the food industry.
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    Ennio Morricone

    Another great musical hero leaves us. RIP.
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    If you took a companies name literally...

    Selfridges ---- A wide eyed Cockney market boy who sells knock off fridges.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Jürgen Klopp and Ralph Hassenhüttl were on the same course when they earned their coaching badges.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Indeed he is. I preferred him when he looked like he was on the line to the Samaritans.
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    Curtis Jones - What are you?

    He just looks so languid when he plays. He has the pace to beat players but rarely uses it these days. Normally he just turns inside and looks for contact so he can go down and slows the pace of our attacks down. No doubting that the lad has popped up with important goals, he's just bang average most of the time. Ings would have been far better cover.
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    Curtis Jones - What are you?

    I like the fact he can play on the left as well as central, I'd have him ahead of Origi at the moment who offers next to nothing when used of late.
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    Coronavirus

    Economic decisions.
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    Coronavirus

    Portugal are pissed off that they have been left off the Countries allowed to revisit the UK after the easing of travel restrictions. The UK officials said they were following the science.......as if.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    It's been the same ever since Ferguson has left though. They get a new manager/players and everyone thinks they'll be back and are worried about them challenging. It just hasn't transpired though, mainly due to their choice of manager. I said at the time that Moyes, LVG and Mourinho would flop for varying reasons, Solksjaer is every bit as bad as those who went before him, he'll beat the turd teams but as soon as he's up against teams who are organised he'll drop too many points because he shits the bed and reverts to parking the bus and looking for long balls. They are just lucky that those above them have slipped up and given them a chance of Cl football next season and have played dross at exactly the right time. They also seem to perform better without crowds, less pressure for their so called talent that blow hot and cold. Look at that cup game against Norwich, a bit of added pressure and they were wank. I wouldn't write them off as far as top 4 goes, but I doubt they'll be troubling City and ourselves for a few seasons yet.
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    8/7/2020 Brighton (A) Premier League 20:15

    Brighton are more or less safe and apart from their defeat against the Mancs have had a decent run of results since the restart. Should give us a good game but I'm sure the lads will prevail.
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    Aston Villa (H) Premier League 5/7/20 - 16:30

    You also have to factor in next season which will be starting on the 12th of September, with the title already wrapped up why play with our usual intensity. Our last game is on the 26th July whereas City, United and Wolves will play beyond that due to still being in Europe. If they make the final they'll still be playing competitive football until the 23rd August in the CL and the 21st in the Europa League.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Battling performance from Southampton. Think I'm right in saying they close their opponents down quicker than any other team when they lose the ball, even quicker than us. It's something Hasenhüttl did well at Leipzig and at Ingolstadt before that. City look toothless at times without Auguero, that Jesus fellow is wank and also a dirty cunt to boot. They rely far too much on their midfielders to chip in with goals which isn't that easy when you have a defence that is battling hard, something which City and poor old Pep don't like. That's 9 defeats this season despite dominating just about every game, that suggests their main problem is a tactical one.....*looks in Pep's direction and taps nose. Poor Sky, Tyler et all, from jizzing their pants midweek to the fact those Manc cunts are 23 points behind the actual Champions.
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    Aston Villa (H) Premier League 5/7/20 - 16:30

    3 points and a clean sheet despite most of our players performing at about 80%. Quite clearly they are finding it hard to be motivated, hard to criticise though as they clearly did the business when it counted and that's why we are champions. Despite a flat performance we dominated possession and scored two nicely made goals, firstly Keita with one of his better touches to find Mane, then Bobby with a good ball to Salah who calmly set up young Jones for his first top flight goal, chuffed to bits for the lad. I reckon the Arsenal, Chelsea (last home game and lifting the trophy, it being those cunts) and Newcastle (normally turns into a good game and it is the last one) games will see us up our performances, we might struggle in our next two games against Brighton and Burnley though, hopefully Jürgen mixes things up a bit. Keita was average today but still better than Ox who was poor and Origi who just wasn't interested, he should be busting a gut to show the boss he's an option, lazy performance and apart from in the CL he has a lot of those performances when used in the league. Anyway, my Lamb Curry and Garlic naan will be turning up in a bit...get in, result.
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    KMD7

    Great to have you back Dec. Happy to hear you're both doing well and I hope the recovery with your new super kidney goes as well as it possibly can. Maybe's you'll inherit new super powers, you'll be sitting down to piss and taking control of the household budget before you know it!! Kudos to Mary, she's literally going to be a part of you from now on. xx
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    I remember watching that live, he still didn't get out of his box the dirty cunt.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    I doubt very much that Goalkeepers in the 70's would venture outside their box.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    I'm not blaming the referee mate, although he couldn't wait to give that penalty. It was daft by Gomez as I've said, but Sterling conned the referee imo, not the first to do so and won't be the last. He gave us one as well until VAR said it was outside the box, not sure why VAR didn't use their calibration tool as it looked 50/50. Not that it mattered in the big scheme of things. Our lads were still hungover and Guardiola had his lads fired up to win the who gives a fuck trophy apart from City fans, ex players and that Manc cunt Tyler. Let them jizz themselves about it, we'll be lifting the trophy against Chelsea in a few weeks time.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    The new rules state it can#t be a hand ball as it his body first and then his hand without him moving his hand in a split second job towards the ball. Not sure about the penalty being that clear though. Daft from Gomez but Sterling had hold of his jersey first, bit of a 50/50 tussle which ended up with Sterling diving to gain the decision. The fucking shit bag.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    Reckon Keita looked lively enough to get a start against Villa. Gomez was hooked at H/t so he should be fit enough to go again and I doubt Villa will be that adventurous anyway. I'd be tempted to give Minamino a start and drop Bobby to the bench.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    I'd just go for Liverpool with Villa +3 mate.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    Villa are going to get pumped.
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    Man City (A) 2/7/2020 - Premier League - 20:15

    What did he say mate?
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