ZonkoVille77

This today

me: can you call the doctor to make an appointment. You might not get one for tomorrow because it's so close and appointments could be gone so ask for one for Monday.

Her: ok I'll call them tomorrow to see if there's one free on Monday.

Me: or you could just call today and ask for one for Monday.

Her: oh yea.

Fuck sake

As in this season and next season?

honestly yes. This season has been a cluster fuck of epic proportions and mistakes have been made but I'd like to think that we'd have proper backup to sturridge and that the cart horses will be gone. Granted he should have prepared for sturridge being injured but I doubt anyone thought he'd be out for this long.

I'm not a big fan of Rodgers but I think he deserves a chance.

Has anyone answered New York to this?

No? Ok, I'll say New York.

He gets another season from me for 2 reasons:

1 Last season. While it was the suarez and sturridge show, he improved most of the team except for the back 4 and played some great stuff.

2 We need some consistency. We can't keep jumping ship at the first sign of trouble. I haven't the stomach for yet another building project. Give him next year, with no excuses available to him, and see how he goes. If it's Crap, fine. Fuck him off cos we'll know he's 100% not up to it.

After that. Fuck knows.

Well Mook79. The papers sed it innit. So must be true innit.

Btw what brand of tampon you using? I'm still on Always. Much more comfortable than any other I've used.

that song "pa rompa pom pom" or whatever the fuck it goes like is utter ear aids. Whoever wrote that needs their balls sliced upon with a rusty axe.

'Of course' usually.  Christ I'm 43 and I know this, live in the now!!!!

I never knew that. And I work with loads of wankers.

It kills me to say we are simply not good enough at the moment to win any game.

Yes, I agree.

Not everyone can afford to do that.

 

Everyone can afford to boycott Coca Cola, though, for e.g.

I already boycott coca cola for their assistance to Israel. Boycotting is actually very easy once you get into the habit of it. I've memorised a list of companies that I will refuse to purchase anything from and will spend the extra cash to go with a more local option.

one thing he needs to do is increase the power in his shooting. It's pathetic at the minute.

sell him...

joking of course. but he has the club over a barrell and he knows it. no less than 300K a week.

Benefit of this is to see what some marginalised players are really like. I'd play as many of our European players for this as they'd have a slight advantage coming up against European playing styles.

I'd make sure this lot played in the EL.

Can

Moreno

Manquillo

Markovic

Lucas

Lallana

And any others as required.

I'd sign jermain Defoe in January.

I've been banging this particular drum for a few years now. Would piss all over borini, Lambert and wankonthetelli.

I have s1-s2 and l4-l5 damage. Physio for 2 years didn't really help. Got steroid injections which helped greatly and I exercised again to build up strength. Never going to be 100% but it's all about management now. Exercises are King though.

Edit: could be s2 - s3 discs. Can't Remember now.

That doesnt count chauncey thats cheetin. And my ears arent that long at all, mine are just right, look at Stephen Fry's ears for a reasonable reference point.

This fellas got a massive head but that alone would not be enough to convict him.

If he had big long ears he would never have killed her. He'd have been wise enough to wait for her to part her flaps after he'd listened to her problems over pizza and won her trust, instead of putting her in a rolled up carpet and cycling to a remote spot in the snow and having to apologise to her mother for not disposing of her body properly.

With ears like mine he'd probably be looking at a rape charge MAX, but more likely a stalking charge for looking through her window and a restraining order.

Fucking brilliant.

The journalist called on Brand to give him right of reply on something they were going to publish. That's editorial policy for most news outlets, and it's pretty shitty of Brand to react like that. Next time they just shouldn't bother.

Disappointing dude.

I for one am glad this has its own thread.

There's a player in there, but I doubt we'll see him at Anfield. We already have 1 speed merchant with fuck all productivity running down blind alleys without needing another one.

Let's face it, they've been fuckin shite.

How about we start by playing the lads we have that have shown some promise? At least let them settle in.

Lallana (not worth 25 fuckin mil mind you)

Can ( instead of Lucas or Hendo)

Markovic (instead of Allen or Coutinho)

Ibe (on his own or can rotate with sterling when he's tiring)

Moreno (instead of Enrique or dicking around with Johnson at LB)

Players that would improve us in Jan if their prices are not too high

sigurdsson - at least he fucking shoots from midfield

cabaye - likewise shoots but is technically very good

Bolasie - tears us a new one everytime, strong and technically good. enough said

N'zonzi - admittedly a shithouse but powerful in midfield where we have pussies

Podolski - not sure arsenal would sell but he's not getting a game so worth a cheeky bid

Also mentioning players many turn their noses up at but are performing well and probably better than what we've got at the minute

Bony

Ings

Bertrand

Berahino

Puncheon

Dere's a lad called ZonkoVille,

Writes poetry when he has time,

Must be one of them haikus, though,

Because it don't rhyme.

I like it. You'd be welcomed with open arms over on RAWK.

It shouldn't be up to Sturridge to save him. He has enough at his disposal to make us a decent team but his tactics and tinkering are fucking it up. He stumbled upon a successful formation last season due to trying to fit Suarez and Sturridge into the team together. He hasn't a fucking clue what he's at and it shows by the subs he's making throughout the games.

If he wants to save his job then he needs to go back to basics and play players in their correct position and have adequate cover on the bench. Imagine going into a CL game with Lambert as your only striker?! that's a sackable offence right there. And his pre-match bollocks about folklore and all that jazz. Spewing absolute shite that's making him out to be worse than Woy.

Death by football? Death by talking us all to sleep. 

..the words are coming out all weird where are you now? When I need you.

Amazed that in a must win game we started Hendo on the LW, had Sterling as our only outlet, Lambert as a lone striker and Allen and Lucas in CM. We was facing a battle from the start

We WERE not we WAS. Negged.

Markovic

Gerrard

That's it