ZonkoVille77

Best I can say is just occupy yourself mate. Theres light at the end of the tunnel and all that. Keep yer chin up.

I agree 100%. Keep yourself busy so you don't get time to dwell on things. Only thing that works for me.

Honestly never had him marked down as a weirdo preacher with knowledge of every faith.

I burst out laughing at that message above. Brilliant

Stick your iPhone up your arse!! stick your iPhone up your arse!!

I had one last week that was just plain stupid. I've a mate who's always banging on about going for a game of snooker and then a few bevvies whereas if rather a pool table in a pub so you can booze at the same time.

Anyway in this dream he tells me our local has been renovated and they've put a snooker table in and it's the mutts nuts. We go in and we order beers and go to rack the balls. Except the balls are made out of deep fried chicken and not even round. In a tikka colour. And there were too many of them. Fucked up. And I hadn't been drinking or anything the night before.

Sport Billy

5 - Barcelona. Expensive but it's an excellent city. People are ace

4 - Dublin. Weather is shit but as above the people are ace.

3 - Vienna. One of the cleanest nicest visually pleasing cities I've been to. Loads to do and food is great.

2 - Madiera. Thinking of retirement places and this is on my list along with number 1. Food, people, weather and lifestyle is excellent. Not too crowded and still retains a bit of the old life.

1 - Azores. Like going back 50-70 years ago with the exception of the new marina. Loved it there and been 3 times. Defo on my retirement list if my Portuguese picks up.

Has anyone actually watched ter stengen? Is he the commanding keeper we are looking for? A loan sounds great but can't see barca letting him go even for a loan.Whoever happened to valdes? Did he actually sign for the mancs or is he just training with them. Did we go in for him?

Just so many questions that need answering.

I'll always feel sorry for the poor fucking soul who goes to work in the morning only to potentially have his life ruined by someone else performing a selfish act, whether he is of sound mind or not that's what it is considering he's got two kids and the circumstance of the attempt, the kids would then be the ones I'd feel sorry for before him seens they'll possibly have lost their dad.

 

He'd be last out of the concerned parties to get my sympathy simply because the way he has done it, if he had done what Gary speed had done I'd have a lot more sympathy for him because an innocent party trying to earn their wages wouldn't be dragged into it.

A friend of mine is (was) a train driver but is now an alcoholic due to some selfish prick throwing himself in front of a train. It ruined his life.

I also had a mate who took his own life cos of depress brought on by money debt leaving an 8 year old son behind him. Very selfish.

And I've suffered from depression and still do from time to time (I hate talking about it) but I would never top myself cos it would devastate my family and friends. If I topped myself it would be the most selfish thing I could do. Anyhow rant over.

If he has done that then he is a cunt because he will probably have ruined the lorry drivers life

Fair point.

God help us if the lorry driver was white....

Don't like the fella and hate the shit he spouts but hopefully he recovers quickly. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Same. Also, I've never met somebody who doesn't use Apple products who isn't a bit of an arse. I'd say humans are the issue, not an iPod or a computer.

I was hoping someone would bite! typical Apple fan... Only kidding. Couldn't give a fuck once the device works and lasts.

I've yet to meet someone who uses Apple products who isn't a bit of an arse. Sad but true.

We're fuckin shit at transfers so this won't end well.

Guardians of the galaxy 7 zonkos out of 10. Plenty of action and everything you'd expect from a comic book conversion.

11 of us off to Krakow on the 27th back on New Years Day,Me the Mrs and the 3 Kids (all over 18) plus our friends all off on the Ale,should be fun.

Was in krakow in October and loved it. Quality place.

We are 5 points behind arsenal and spurs who I consider our contenders for 4th. West ham will drop off IMO as will Southampton. So if we continue to play like the last 3 games we will just about pick up the points we need. Hopefully! !

Is this true? It was mooted a couple of years ago but I've seen nothing since, and no reputable news outlets are carrying the story.

Not sure just find it interesting. I looked it up and to be honest didn't see anything else other than this source. All look again tomorrow.

The man from del monte

He'll hopefully prove his price tag when he settles in fully

Skrtel for his goal but he was at fault earlier

Markovic

Lallana

Blessed but that defence is arse shaped

All I can say is. Haha.

More power in my ball bag than coutinhos shooting

Absolute cunts. Defending is shocking and I'm beginning to believe skrtel is the main issue. He is the only constant.

Skrtel should be winning that. Fuckin useless.

Anyone lots of positives in that half