ZonkoVille77

He needs to read Russell Brand's book and focus on the spirit instead of violence.

 

Or just pop a few pills and chill da fuck out

No.

 

Navy or dark blue suit with brown shoes is ok.

why not include chelsea games?

Because I wasn't arsed.

ROTOQ, on 13 Jan 2015 - 4:15 PM, said:

 

She's incredible.

She's a fine thing as is that one from the 70s show. I'd even give that one from GoT a dart.

 

A mate of mine is married to a ginger who dyes her hair blonde. Nowt wrong with that cos it does help her looks, but when he first started dating her and up until a certain event he insisted she was blonde. We always reminded him he was dating a ginge who was ashamed and hiding it but he was adamant she was blonde. She's not overly ginger but ginger nonetheless. You could tell by her freckles on her arms and neck etc. Obviously she must have had a shaved gear box for him not to know (or maybe he didn't want to)

 

Anyhow that event? - their first kid. Ginger. Pure ginger. He gave in.

we're not signing any more cunts are we?

Freedom of speech, but only if we can eavesdrop on it. Cunts.

 

British Prime Minister David Cameron has warned that services such as Whatsapp and Snapchat, which encrypt communications, could fall foul of promised security laws.

"Do we want to allow a means of communication between people which we cannot read? I think we cannot allow modern forms of communication to be exempt from the ability... to be exempt from being listened to," he said this week in Paris, after attending demonstrations against terrorist attacks.

"That is my very clear view and if I am prime minister after the next election I will make sure we legislate accordingly."

British Prime Minister David Cameron has warned that services such as Whatsapp and Snapchat, which encrypt communications, could fall foul of promised security laws.

"Do we want to allow a means of communication between people which we cannot read? I think we cannot allow modern forms of communication to be exempt from the ability... to be exempt from being listened to," he said this week in Paris, after attending demonstrations against terrorist attacks.

"That is my very clear view and if I am prime minister after the next election I will make sure we legislate accordingly."

 

Freedom of speech, but only if we can eavesdrop on it. Cunts.

Well these are our next list fixtures that will really tell whether we've improved or not and whether BR has got the team performing again. LC semis not included.

This is a seriously tough run we've got ahead and we could be in deep shit if we go back to the way we played at the start of the season. I don't see much hope but I'm naturally pessimistic anyhow.

 

Villa away

Bolton home FA Cup

West ham home

Bitters away

Spurs home

Southampton away

City home

Martial Farts

I do it all Stig mate. Couldn't have the lads coming over and using knives and forks with fucking flowers on them. If she was in charge there'd be pink cutlery and the like. Be careful your missus could try the same lark!

Had to have a chippy this eve. Got her to pick up chips sausage and mushy peas. Made my own gravy.

I've repped cos that looks tasty but I should really arrange a negging for the gayest fork ever. Fucking flowers on it you maggot!

You can get a mixed grill in most Chinese restaurants I've been to

What the fuck.

Chips with mushroom and onion in a clearish type almost opaque gravy from my local Chinese.

 

Fuck sake.

"Clearish type almost opaque gravy" is clearly some Chinese spunk.

Clingfilm.

 

Fucking impossible to predict if it's going to behave and you can get your food wrapped or whether it will go all venus fly trap and take your whole hand over. I swear it costs me 10-15 mins extra some mornings. Cunt of a thing.

Jairzinho, on 12 Jan 2015 - 12:47 PM, said:

 

France didn't actually want him there, did they?

Correct.

 

http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/.premium-1.636557

 

A nice picture of the "leaders" of the free world here. Or what should really be the Fletcher Memorial Home's newest residents.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/world-leaders-arms-historic-paris-march-against-extremism-192648735.html

WTF is knock and run or knock and dash or whatever you call it?

Ginny, on 12 Jan 2015 - 09:32 AM, said:

 

UK terror alert is at 'severe' and a terrorist attack is 'likely' according to sky news. Who the fuck thinks this stuff up!? They won't be happy until the entire country is sitting at home, watching Sky news and afraid to leave the house - really bizarre the way they blatantly want to shit people up. I mean, how do you know a terrorist attack is likely?

And if they did think it was likely then that would mean they have information about a pending attack, and therefore you'd like to think they are in a position to stop it. Then the news should really reflect the 'prevention' of an attack instead of a 'likely' attack.

 

We're not scaremongering. This is really happening!

History by the Verve. I'll link the bitch later.

His favourite car is a Ford Chedtang

He drove it up a road but got nowhere cos it was a Ched end.

Does anybody in Ireland actually learn English whilst at School?

I've met a whole load of Irish that actually speak English better than the english do.

Sumfink to fink abou innit.

How do you know? Have you eaten anal juice before?

Looks like, LOOKS like. Not tastes like. Fuck sake.

Fuck that draw against Leicester now.

^ace mentalism

His favourite car is a Ford Chedtang

Watched Begovic a few times this season & he does exactly what Mig does, making good saves but flapping at crosses & doesn't get asked to do anything more than walloping it with his feet.

 

Don't see this fantastic goalie in him to be honest.

Noticed de Gea is similar when dealing with crosses. Probably the modern way