ZonkoVille77

My brother-in-law I'd an Arsenal fan. Nice guy but chats from his arse when it comes to footy. He reckons they'll twat us. We really need to win cos I can't be facing Christmas with him shite talking. 

The USA and Israel. The ultimate marriage of cuntfuckery. 

Please win, ye shower of cunts. 

We're fuckin shite. 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/heres-a-lost-oasis-album-created-by-ai-3432125

Not sure if this was posted before.

AI generated Oasis.... 

Great 'Klopp can fuck off' rant.

He has some cheek. 

8 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Fucking hell.

 

 

 

 

 

How anyone can't fail to see the shadowing of the Nazis in that image is beyond me. Still, at least Dave D, Stronts, Biscao et al have some new wank material. 

Never heard of the cunt 

We need another just to kill them off. On top but just one mistake and who knows what can happen.

2 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

They should be made to play again after Sunday get some form. This is an extremely winnable competition and he’s put quansah in against kudos and bowen.

 

Maybe he should moan at the owners more and get himself a squad if injuries are pinching? Always on the edge this team.

Quansah will be the least of our worries. Its the forward and midfield that we need to perform. 

Cool story, Pep. 

48 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Surely unemployment in Russia is at an historic low because half of them have been conscripted to fight in Ukraine.

Russia great, West bad. Get with the programme. 

4 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Jimmy Nail.

He's lying. 

24 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

In fact, Israel's actions are basically ensuring its survival.

Probably by design.

17 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fear not kind foodies, old Carvalho is risen.

 

Post hospital tucker.

 

Hope you're doing OK, mate. 

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody said anything about dancing. That sounds like too much exercise.

 

I'm gonna run out of rep so thanks for all the suggestions.

Since you mentioned you liked Blues, here's a guy who combines blues, folk, folk-rock, rockabilly. You might like it. 

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Good citizens of TLW.

 

I come to you as an audio ignoramus, who has just purchased a portable music player and subscribed to TIDAL.

 

I have never habitually listened to music, but am in need of relaxation and moving away from spending time on the interweb. I like classical and blues, and am well versed in same, but know the square root of fuck all about other genres. 

 

So, who are the contemporary music artists I should be experimenting with. For a frame of reference I dislike everything I've ever heard on the radio from Coldplay, but really liked the Bond song Billie Eilish did?

 

So, any recommendations?

Maybe try test yourself and go outside if your comfort zone? If you've a decent set of headphones try listening to 'Boards of Canada' and see if it lights any fires within you. The whole Electronica genre can be challenging but very worthwhile when you get into it. 

We need to wake the fuck up. Just win.

We're fuckin shite. 

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

I find it baffling to be honest. We all want our players to do well but there is a point where you have to write them off. How many huge signings turn it around after 18 months at a club?

 

He's our new Keita. 

1 minute ago, Josef Svejk said:

1 goal in 14 league games, is it? As a 9 in a attacking, relatively free-scoring side. 

 

Pathetic. 

Difficult to argue against this. 

31 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

What I'd give for a fit and firing Thiago in midfield. 

I spot a flaw in your plan.

Endo was excellent again today. Anyone thinking he doesn't deserve his place in the first 11 needs a kick in the vagina

What the fuck was that?

What the fuck was that?

Trent 

Salah

Diaz

Stobo

All muck. Deserved nothing from that game.