ZonkoVille77

I saw middle aged woman, quite attractive, pick her nose and wipe it on the window, in full sight of everyone. Not an eyelid batted.

I've pretty much always alternated between Issey Miyake Nuit, Cerruti 1881 and Hugo Boss. Too lazy to try anything else and way past the stage of trying to impress anyone. 

I saw a bloke having a shit upstairs at the back of the bus. He wasn't playing with the full deck, clearly had mental health issues. It was the last bus home and jammed too, so people had to put up with it. 

Yea, Luton have to be on the cunt list. 

Sunderland. Cambridge. Lyon.

They always let me down in my accy bets. 

I hit my head constantly. At least 3 times per week. I've managed to hit every single blind spot my home throws at me.

My head is like Liz Truss' minge after a few months in Parliament - battered.

Best Global Event: El Niño

Worst Global Event: Israel murdering innocent people

Best Sporting Moment (Not f**tball): Galopin des Champs winning the Gold Cup

Best Human Being: Kenny Dalglish - every year

Worst Human Being: Netanyahu 

Best Film: Oppemheimer

Best TV Series/Season: Kin Season 2

Best Song: Bending Hectic - The Smile

Best Thread: Funny pictures thread

I just came across this. Fuck me I'm in tears. 

1 hour ago, redheart said:

Not sure why this makes me laugh so much but it does

 

 

That's fucking ridiculous but gets funnier the more you watch it. 

9 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

My suspicion is that he was not 'on the side of' Russia but merely pointed out the hypocrisy of the West and it's support of Ukranian Fascists?

You wouldn't be too far from the mark there. He did veer towards the conspiratorial over the last number of years, I would think that much is true. But how many "conspiracies" have grounding in reality? I would suggest quite a few. Only need to look at Wikileaks for evidence. 

9 hours ago, Jurgen Knows said:

 

 

 

 

Disgusting. If there's any justice at all in the world then those scumbags will pay for their crimes. 

44 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

If he’d have caught the goal Gakpo scored similar to the way Gakpo caught it, given the way it’s going for him, there is no way it would have trickled in! 

He might have blammed it in panic. 

I reckon when it finally does click for him he'll score a shed load. Just needs a xanax before he starts. Chill the fuck out.

I'm not fussed about this game to be honest. I would suspect they'll be more up for it than us given the spell they're going through and that they might see it as the only avenue they have to win a trophy. I'll be interested to see what the front 3 looks like and I'd expect to see Elliot start. We might lose this narrowly depending on who the cunt ref is.

We're fuckin shite. 

Bitcoin predicted to climb massively with the next 'Halving' and drag other cryptos along with it. I'll keep having a small dabble for entertainment purposes. 

Can anyone sum this up for Liverpool Lad?

He was back to doing what he did last season - blammers directly at the keeper. He needs to learn to be calmer in front of goal. The fact he's getting into those positions is a positive though. The goals just have to come eventually. 

Lego Darth Vader, Commander Cody and Mandalorian helmets. Star Wars socks and Tickets to see The Smile in March

I love this cat

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Salah's got two goals and easily been our worst player. Legend 

He has been very good 2nd half. Absolute Pogba first half.

Get in !!!

Crazy game 

2 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I was looking for a wind up... 

@Bjornebye ...

Fuck sake

Just now, Leyton388 said:

Var has completely killed footy. 

The best post in this entire thread.

Good process. 

Just now, Planet Origi said:

Nah mate he done the same for Mo's goal, to be fair!

I was looking for a wind up... 

Astonishing finish by Gakpo