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ZonkoVille77

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  1. I'd love to make little circles around get knee caps with my index finger and then let her pat me on the head. I love her
  2. There's a bird out of that tv prog Bletchley Park that would get a drilling
  3. Back pain is at me so I started on the JD honey earlier to ease the pain. I'm fucking bananas drunk. I thought I was grand til I stood up and landed head first into the wall. Anyhow I just like to say up your bollocks
  4. No bother Liz. But I'm confused on the 'empty' pool that's 'filled' ?? I'm just going to do a Mona Lisa in a basset's liquorice allsorts style instead, with a shredded wheat. Nipple clamp.
  5. Torres is undergoing a Lazarus like recovery. Unreal
  6. I like Phil, I really do. But why the fuck can't he find the goal with his shots? Sick of him hitting it like a 4 year old girl. He is a magic player and it is the only thing preventing him from being world class.
  7. Number 6 is a joke pal. He fucking skied and kicked some out of touch. Otherwise good points, well made.
  8. Kim Jong Il for me, purely for his love of brandy and the fact that he was an ace golfer http://www.cybergolf.com/golf_news/alltime_golf_scoring_record_goes_with_death_of_kim_jong_il
  9. He peaked last season for me. Hasn't got the balls to go that step further as far as I can see. I really hope he proves me wrong though
  10. No just a file on johnson. I even have one for how he operates in a store using his credit card. If you read what I said a few pages back you'd know I didn't single him out for being responsible for the result. But what he did when he was on the pitch was just inexcusable for a pro footballer. And it's not the first time. It's been the same for a number of years. He's a league 1 level player at best.
  11. Failed to mark any of his men. Failed to track back twice. Missed headers. Failed passes. Out of position. No urgency. I could go on. If I had the time if do a you tube video of his shit performance. He was woeful.
  12. Put the ball in the net. Pass the ball. Put the ball in the net. Pass the ball. On and on and on. This should be the mantra drilled into him. Still young etc but fuck me pass that ball when it matters. Hit the ball with some power. So frustrating. Same applies to Phil Coutinho
  13. Btw, can someone please remind me whether his mistake lead to a goal or not? I can't remember. I think I saw Balotelli fuck up a pass that lead to a goal but ya know, we can blame sakho if it makes us all happy.
  14. Look it'd clear you just don't like him. Nothing to do with his ability, you just don't like him. It's your choice. But you're wrong.
  15. Did you not watch the game? Or are you unable to see faults in any of our players?
  16. Your wrong my vermin fucking friend.
  17. Well that's true in fairness
  18. Yes he made a mistake but all players do. But look how bad we were when he went off. He's an excellent player.
  19. He was very good again tonight. People need to stop being cunts about him and give him a break. We know he ain't a world beater but he's been brilliant over the last 15 or so games. Credit where credit is due.
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