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ZonkoVille77

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  1. I saw middle aged woman, quite attractive, pick her nose and wipe it on the window, in full sight of everyone. Not an eyelid batted.
  2. I've pretty much always alternated between Issey Miyake Nuit, Cerruti 1881 and Hugo Boss. Too lazy to try anything else and way past the stage of trying to impress anyone.
  3. I saw a bloke having a shit upstairs at the back of the bus. He wasn't playing with the full deck, clearly had mental health issues. It was the last bus home and jammed too, so people had to put up with it.
  4. Yea, Luton have to be on the cunt list.
  5. Sunderland. Cambridge. Lyon. They always let me down in my accy bets.
  6. I hit my head constantly. At least 3 times per week. I've managed to hit every single blind spot my home throws at me. My head is like Liz Truss' minge after a few months in Parliament - battered.
  7. Best Global Event: El Niño Worst Global Event: Israel murdering innocent people Best Sporting Moment (Not f**tball): Galopin des Champs winning the Gold Cup Best Human Being: Kenny Dalglish - every year Worst Human Being: Netanyahu Best Film: Oppemheimer Best TV Series/Season: Kin Season 2 Best Song: Bending Hectic - The Smile Best Thread: Funny pictures thread
  8. You wouldn't be too far from the mark there. He did veer towards the conspiratorial over the last number of years, I would think that much is true. But how many "conspiracies" have grounding in reality? I would suggest quite a few. Only need to look at Wikileaks for evidence.
  9. Disgusting. If there's any justice at all in the world then those scumbags will pay for their crimes.
  10. He might have blammed it in panic. I reckon when it finally does click for him he'll score a shed load. Just needs a xanax before he starts. Chill the fuck out.
  11. I'm not fussed about this game to be honest. I would suspect they'll be more up for it than us given the spell they're going through and that they might see it as the only avenue they have to win a trophy. I'll be interested to see what the front 3 looks like and I'd expect to see Elliot start. We might lose this narrowly depending on who the cunt ref is. We're fuckin shite.
  12. Bitcoin predicted to climb massively with the next 'Halving' and drag other cryptos along with it. I'll keep having a small dabble for entertainment purposes.
  13. Can anyone sum this up for Liverpool Lad?
  14. He was back to doing what he did last season - blammers directly at the keeper. He needs to learn to be calmer in front of goal. The fact he's getting into those positions is a positive though. The goals just have to come eventually.
  15. Lego Darth Vader, Commander Cody and Mandalorian helmets. Star Wars socks and Tickets to see The Smile in March
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