thompsonsnose

Shut up Smith. You bitter, massive conked, helmet.

Hurgle hurgle hurgle....

Its already on my T shirt.

FUCK OFF STOKE. DONT HURRY BACK NOW.

And im gonna post this one as well cos i fuckin LOVE The Smoke.

Im still not convinced. Which is odd given we are in a CL final. But there we are.

Superbitude.

Where o where is Carlos keep a ball?

Dear BT Sport. Do you actually want Liverpool to get to the final? Just fucking curious.

Roma are having some bonkers good luck re rebounds tonight. Unreal.

The final is gonna be 7-6 to someone.

Cannot understand why the silent L hasn't taken off. Its perfect.

Hoddle "Out-loaded"...

I think the ref has been decent tbf.

UWOTM8

Youve beeeen Lovrened.....

I love the way the appropriately named Darren Fletcher, only ascribes "luck" to the ball hitting the post, completely leaving out the fact that it was the mother of all deflections that took it beyond the grasp of our hirsute Bavarian sticksman in the first place. The man is a fucking cunt.

This gonna be like a basket-bawl.......

Unts Unts Unts Unts Unts

WEEEEEHOOOOO!

HES OK BUT HIS ANKLES ARE MADE OF CRISPS. HANG ON THE PHONES RINGING.

We can have Madrid all day long. The only worry is the keeper. He's been excellent tonight. When we have our purple patch, we need to go very very big. I'm talking 3 or 4 inside 15 minutes.

I'm more bothered about tomorrow, than beating either of these cuddywifters in the final. They are both slow and old, but lo, gaze upon us,are we not beautiful, young, and fresh?

Gomez should be slotted in next to VVD before hes loaned, or worse, binned. I don't feel we are being fair to him at all right now. Also, keep Ings, loan Solanke.