Chairman Meow

Don't know if I'm jumping the gun a bit here, but I'm starting to suspect there is an outside chance that the people running the government might be a teeny bit incompetent.

I eventually just found Tinder really depressing, it's easy even for a gargoyle like me which made it pretty grim. Lovely stuff.

Can't say I blame him. The money players receive is obscene, but the level of piss taking by Barcelona at the moment is absolutely mental even by their usual cunty standards.

It reads like something insane that nobody would ever come out with, but then again it's got the Trump email header on it and you consider the genuine emails they do send out and it's not implausible for him to send something like that out. The world is such a fucked up place these days.

More accurately in the case of that car. Long term the car increases in value.

For such a genius he seems to be completely incapable of finding full backs that he can actually work with.

You mean we need someone who is nothing like Keita then?

Without going digging through my emails to find when I cancelled I think I killed my membership off around 2014 or 2015 for much the same reason. I'd done 10 + games and a lot of cup matches for a couple of seasons, pretty much always in shit seats (FA Cup run in 2012 in the main stand directly behind an I-beam being a particularly bad one) trying to build up credits. Then had what loads of you have had this year, couldn't even get to the point of buying tickets, so felt I was basically paying for the privilege of the opportunity to join a lottery for the right to try and buy some tickets. I emailed the club to say I wasn't happy about said situation of paying for the opportunity to try and win the right to spend more money. The email I got back as good as told me to go fuck myself, didn't respond to anything I'd raised. From that point on I've sworn I'll never spend a penny with Liverpool FC ever again. I'm not even sure I'll pay for the subs for my dodgy streams this year even, I'm just thoroughly sick of the game in general as well. The clubs, the associations, the tv side, the press etc. simply don't give a flying fuck about actually looking after fans and I'm just totally disinterested. If it wasn't for this place I think I'd have stopped entirely already, it's just mingling with the psychos, virgins and lunatics on here that helped retain any vague interest at all for me. The game is totally fucked.

It's more about the value of people. The authorities view the rest of us as worthless. Just like the politicians do

You made that up didn't you?

I pretty much only view youtube on PC for the most part and have an ad blocker so I don't experience it. However, everytime I ever try and view something on my phone I find myself baffled that they actually manage to get anyone to use it on a phone. It's basically unusable due to the ads.

I've had some dealings with Sarah Greene quite a few times. She is an incredibly nice and decent person.

Tell him you'll drum as long as he can provide the Alessi twins so you can shove them up your arse afterwards.

Pretty much where I am at with it. I think all drugs should be legal, but if you had a can on the way to work people would think you'd lost the plot, yet there are people who think smoking pot all day is fine. Recreationally I have no issue with it. Other than the fact that as others have said, whatever the fuck it is they are all smoking these days smells like cat piss.

Struggling to get any work done, sorting any parts out is out of the question as it's too hot to move them, working on the cars is no good either and I don't want to sit in the office and run any simulations as once the PC is at full chooch to run any work it becomes hotter than the sun in there. And to top if off my bollocks are like Phil Leotardo's right now. I fucking hate summer.

I'm pretty certain he is to Latin what Del Boy is to French.

Yeah, but he's really intelligent and being completely clueless is all an act apparently, despite there being no evidence whatsoever of him ever doing something clever.

Refuse and if he gets arsey then frankly he's a selfish cunt who you are better off not being friends with. Volunteering someone for something and not even thinking to ask in advance is a cunts trick. I haven't even met him and I already think he's a total dickhead. No it's not. Just tell him to fuck off. Goodnight sweet prince. RIP YNWA etc.

An hour episode that I'd end up watching in two minutes chunks. That will easily see me through a week until the next one is available. I've only ever had two great TV show ideas, this, and a show which features Boyd Crowder from Justified just talking while the guy with the weird eyebrows from it reacts to what he says.

Grandson. Milner is going to be playing until he gets a state pension.

I can't understand why any player would want to go there right now either. "Hey come and join us, but you can't sign for us until de Jong is sold and he is refusing to leave because we haven't paid his wages"

I'd happily watch a series that consisted of zero dialogue and just featured Kim walking around in a pencil skirt and heels for an hour each week.

Good days work for Jimmy. Money from the Sandpiper settlement and a new fridge for free. A good result in any mans league.

I'm getting the word cunt.

HR, estate agents and anyone who works at a recruitment agency. The world would be a significantly better place if they all didn't exist.