chauncey

Agree. Forty quid seems a bit steep but that's still only the price of a new game and considering the use it gets then you're best just stumping up for the official controller. Even going back all the way to the PSOne, third parties have never been able to replicate the controller adequately in my experience.

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In a perverse way, the piddling fines for countries with supporters being racist at football grounds are a healthier method of dealing with affected countries than lengthy bans. If the Serbian national team and its clubs were excluded from UEFA/FIFA competitions it may well sanitise terraces by forcing them to behave, but does nothing to confront the attitudes of a society. Not many black people choose to live in Eastern Europe and until that changes then prejudices will likely remain. The inherently racist views banished from the grounds are focussed elsewhere in better faster stronger strains, and insidious racism is equally - if not more - dangerous. As for the UK, I think 'we' are too keen to pat ourselves on the back for British football's progressive stance, as it owes much to the game's relationship with social class. Top tier football players still come from predominantly working class backgrounds and within this group there are plenty of young men who happen to be both talented at football and black/mixed race. Combined with the Premier League-led gentrification of grounds then racisms have been easier to erase from Your Matchday Experience. Forget Rio Ferdinand's tallest Lilliputian posturing and ask the families of Stephen Lawrence or Sean Rigg if they think this country has a problem with black men.

Hahahahaha! I don't care - that's a fucking funny insult.

Where are you working? 2007?

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At the time, I much preferred Amnesiac to Kid A (the Morning Bell versions should have been switched imo) but it soundtracked my GCSE revision and has too many negative associations for me to enjoy it freely these days. Watching them play Pyramid Song on Top of the Pops was hilarious though. 1. OK Computer 2. In Rainbows 3. The Bends 4. Kid A 5. Hail to the Thief 6. Amnesiac 7. The King of Limbs 8. Pablo Honey

I'm repping you for this in my mind.

If Chang had any nous he'd have tried to get "Duncan" on board and made a shill of him. They're both a pair of fucking plantpots. zigackly, there, pompous as ever.

No prizes for guessing who the broadsheet journalist is...

I agree (to an extent), though it seems mighty curious that his alleged victims are being given a platform now his right to reply is gone. Was Savile being protected and if so, by whom? Lest we forget that the Establishment is not above the odd grand conspiracy. Either Jim'll is nursing some Dutroux knowledge up there in Paedo Heaven or this is simply the media capitalising on these victims/opportunists. Personally I think it's a bit of both, but one thing's certain: the Tories will be loving all this.

Saw an interesting interview with Eriksen before the Euros in which he spoke of his dream to play for Barcelona but about wanting to take the step up with another club before doing so. Galling to think had we been in better shape we could have been that club. I think Suarez might be the last signing of that type we make for a good few years yet. Any more of this offensive, barely literate trolling and I'm reporting you to Merseyside Police.

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Anyone who pays actual money to watch whichever iteration of the Smiths reforms (if they do at all) is a fucking mug. And I say that as someone who worshipped Morrissey and Marr as a kid.

So I've heard. As a Radio 1 DJ back then, he'd have been in the minority if he wasn't shagging underage girls. They were all it it.

Ephebophilia was apparently acceptable in the 70s - just look at the ones we know about: John Peel, Bill Wyman, Jimmys Page and Saville. You got greedy Townshend.

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Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind. A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son. Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers. Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida. Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long. There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

New season means new gimps. Any suggestions?

Have you seen the pictures of his wife? Dude's obviously a tit man.

Whatever happened to Chris Bascombe? I wonder if he's still practising open defecation.

Exactly. The poor woman could have high def footage of JLC going seven bells with her lovehole - I mean properly palmstriking the shit out of it - and those jealous bitches would still let him off. When concerning other, more attractive women - females can be strangely unsympathetic creatures. His alleged remarks to her make for unpleasant reading, certainly, but how threatening are they going to sound in that spasticated accent?