chauncey

Not bothered.

Watched (and thoroughly enjoyed) the first 3 seasons in a big fat weekend-shaped chunk about four years ago and then just lost interest waiting for weekly torrents of the fourth. Judging by the Sky Lost Finale documentary on earlier and that spoilerific post up there I've saved myself hours and hours of my life. It's just nonsense.

Touché.

Interesting piece, that. Not quite a volte-face but he's certainly less vitriolic than he usually is about all things Apple. Curiously, on-message one might say. When you consider it's in the interest of the print media industry to get e-readers into the mainstream as soon as possible (so it can start charging subscriptions and stop haemorraging money) then The Guardian's editorial fapping over this is hardly surprising. That someone as supposedly principled as Brooker had his teeth removed for the purpose depresses me a little. Lost a fair bit of respect for Charlton since reading that article. As for the iPad itself... well, it's just shit for cunts isn't it?

Was this supposed to be funny? Take a day off you try-hard twat. p.s. THANKS DM

It's like GTA meets Fallout 3 - visually stunning as well. Hopefully get online with it tonight. PSN: ChaunceyDB Hit me up bitches.

Fuck knows. The White Uriah Rennie I call him - dirty AIDS beast baldy ballbag juicehead. Hate the cunt.

"This is me and 'Arry - he's literally my dad." "I literally pound the gooch off this every night... er, the missus not the baby. That would be literally paedophilia!" "Ah, Xabi Alonso - I saw him literally playing at Old Trafford one time: literally spraying balls all over the park."

People are genuinely willing to complain about a five-year old joke? Really? Personally, I think anything is fair game in comedy and those getting up in arms about it are most likely hypocrites. As for Colbert himself, he's one of the finest satirists around and that Whitehouse Press Correspondents' dinner where he got up and 'toasted' George Bush to a silent room took balls the size of my balls. Thats said, it could have been Jeremy fucking Clarkson who told that joke and I'd still be 'meh'-ing. Five years for fuck's sake! Liverpool fans have a bit of a reputation in the media and amongst other fans for being notoriously humourless when it suits us - let's not feed that notion, eh?

can you please be quiet while Im doing negging! Nah, only messin - 'birkenhead' people are the grammar Indiana Joneses to my melted face grammar nazi. Fuck the wool's and fuck my Harrison Ford visage. Football Forum you say?

*runs along touchline punching air* Great news, though it could be a result of two things: 1) Rafa (as well as Fergie and Mancini obviously) are staying put for the forseeable future, and so O'Neill has nowhere to go. 2) The parlous state of Liverpool Football Club means we're damaged goods and even a manager who has courted us for years won't come near. Either way I'm bastard relieved.

People go on about Gerrard and Torres but this guy is easily as important. Stevie would have spoken out against the owners himself but he's still speechless from 'Fingerrubgate'.

Hands? Fingers? Nah mate, he was actually rubbing his moobs together saying "You can kiss goodbye to these!" Taunted Stevie something rotten he did.

Football Weekly: Chelsea swagger to the title as Fulham head for Hamburg | Football | guardian.co.uk 14.20 I know he's a cunt but he's certainly nailed them.

I heard - from a source as close to the player as you can possibly get - that Rafa has suffered an episode and now believes himself to be an ACTUAL fat Spanish waiter. He was just after a tip from Stevie.

This thread is comedy gold. Can't shift the mental image of Rafa 'rubbing his hands together' provokatively in front of a frowning Gerrard. Giving it the mwahahahahas like an evil genius. "They'll never sack me!"

Fucking right he does. He's been at pains to dissociate himself from our owners wherever possible which is why we're heading into a repeat of Parry's self-preservation escapades when we were last sold. Senior club officials :whistle: discussing potential transfers behind the manager's back is Rick all over again and we a had fiscal reminder of how that ended only this week. This time, though, I think Rafa's fighting a losing battle. Only one of them can survive if/when new owners come in and you can bet it won't be the manager.

In all likelihood he was asked pointedly about their futures and gave the answer he did. Massively undermines his performance at the press conference today though. The plot thickens.

It's obviously a dig at whichever senior source at the club :whistle: is feeding tales to the journalists in an attempt to smear Benitez. Maybe the senior source has already spoken to a journalist about Rafa supposedly being willing to sell, or is at least planning to leak the story, and the manager's getting his defence in early, like I said: a pre-emptive strike.

They played the press conference in full and he said those words in the OP verbatim five times throughout the course of it - to the point where the journos were sniggering like fuck. One asked what if the players want to leave and he said that's a question to ask them. Someone else must have heard it?

Always try and catch Sunday Supplement: it's hilarious! Today's was especially good. Pure cunt with lashings of bastard. Dunne had the best line though: "Torres is a good payer but he's not a Ronaldo, he's not a Rooney, he's not a Thierry Henry. He's not a matchwinner." Though Winter run him close with "Gomes and Hart are the best 'keepers in the league" verbfart. Some of the best comedy is unscripted. These twats are not quality journalists they're just mugs who are constantly being fed EXCLUSIVES by self-serving parasites like Purslow. You may have noticed 'Wooly' even wears an earpiece throughout the show, such is his total lack of knowledge on the subject of, er, football. Henry Winter is just a tabloid journalist with a thesaurus and impressive accent.

Anyone catch it on Merseyside then? "I DO NOT WANT TO SELL GERRARD OR TORRES DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY READ IN EXCLUSIVES IN THE PAPERS COMING FROM SENIOR SOURCES IN THE CLUB" Repeated five times. Pre-emptive strike against Purslow... it's like history repeating itself. This guy's not as soft as Coco and will take some shifting.

Out raping that day, soz.

Can't argue with any of that and it's fair to say the only players likely to follow Rafa would be Mascherano (big loss) and Kuyt (no great loss), and if memory serves he didn't raid Valencia at a time when they actually had some handy players, only Aurelio later on and that was a free. Players don't much follow managers these days - they go where the money/European football/trophies are. That said, if Benitez goes I do expect an exodus - not because the players are loyal to him but because his departure is a sign that he has lost faith, and if the coach loses faith then the players have a ready-made excuse. Whispers that Benitez was ready to bail last season before the improved contract offer might have had an effect on this year's form. They may have already known before the start of this season that the manager wanted out (hence Pepe and Torres explicitly stating that their futures are not tied to Rafa's).